Whatever

Im dyin!! Good one!!

 

Thank god cellphone pics weren’t a thing then

 

Hit post and it loaded me onto page #2.

 

Re Poll: Dark mode sucks for poling!

 

Change the CSS to match the source.

 

@tcBob any reason why we may be getting (re) loaded on to random pages?

 

Taint...

 

We use to use a beer bong fer multiple jag er bombs at once still can’t drink that or reg monster to dis day

 

off the top of my head :

One time ) wake up I’m bed with two girls , yay ... except realize there’s a boyfriend around here somewhere I should be concerned with . No worries say the girls , he’s ko’d in the other room . Enjoy the moment ? Nah ... my guts gurgle and I’m about to be in a huge liquid shit 3some . Jump up and jet.. haul ass to the house and turn on my muddy drive going way to fast and proceed to loose control of f350 dually with gigantic winch bumper headed straight for kitchen wall ... flower bed stops my 20 mph skid and front of truck goes out of sight into the earth . Jump out leaving it running and race to toilet . Fire department extracts truck hours later .

b) bemidji Minnesota , this very weekend is the anniversary , drink till I black out , get abducted by chick in Honda with no dash . None . Wires and sheet metal . Pass out again . Wake up on couch in dark room .. feel drugged , maybe ? Look across room and full blown Jamaican with dreads in full Rastafarian gear is sitting quietly staring at me . I’m definitely drugged . So drugged . trying to grasp reality.
the Jamaican speaks “ya like harses?”

what ? Are you real ?
“Ya like harses?”
Harses???

“harses!” (Makes galloping yeehaw cowboy pantomime )


Wtf !!!(?!!??!!??


Turned out to be a cool dude .


There’s way way more to both stories LOL

but , jagermeister

 

@TnRedNeck721
Read back. Joke is quoting from 2019, and i was the early victim. I just joined in on the fun.

 

Jager. Never again. Twas my birthday. Ate a huge dinner at my favorite Italian restaurant. Afterwards hit the cantinas with my boys. Countless shots of Jager later, we end up at Dennys. I didn't make it inside Dennys though. Instead I hurled in the parking lot. A mountain ⛰ of food. About curb height. **** Jager.

 

I once caught a house on fire.

 

@Reggie4x4

 

Frank!
We had to rehome our dog after he bit our grandson in the head shortly after we moved here. Our other cat was lonely so…

 

I tried Jager once; I think my exact words were fuck this shit.

My apologies to The Bob if he's reading.