Whatever

Sorta similar story.

Back in the 1970's, my dad would go down to San Felipe, Baja California, with some of his co-workers in the summer for long weekends of fishing. I went with him a few times. He/we would always visit a local fireworks store and get all the good shit that was illegal in California. Bricks of fire crackers, M80's, etc.. So after one of those trips, my best friend and I were goofing around in my back yard, "blowing shit up" with fire crackers and dumb shit. My dad walks over, asks what we're doing... and <somehow> we end up in a 3 way game of "chicken". We each had a handful of crackers, we'd light one and throw it at one of the two other guys. So, at one point, I was keeping my eyes on both of them, and wasn't paying attention to my hands. I had a cigarette lighter fired up, and a cracker in the other hand.... I managed to get my hands close enough to each other, that I accidentally lit the cracker in my hand. I realized this, when it want *BANG!* and my thumb and trigger finger were painfully forced apart. Fortunately, no actual damage, and we all just about died laughing.

 

Ouch. Good thing it wasn't the m80

 

Not “I touch myself “ by the DiVinyls?

 

Pretty sure… Penile drip - Gwar

 

@SRH my vote!

 

https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM



edit : she always was smokin hot

 

The junkyard receives Critter's email......

 

Mornin Folks

Big Happy Canada Day.

 

Mmmm breakfast

 

I’m planning to do nothing today. That’s what I did yesterday, but I didn’t finish.

 

I once dated a girl that had a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was pretty easy. Jane painted her nails purple. John had a penis.

 

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@StayinStock

 

She smiles...but inside, she's laughing

 

Contacted Dewalt Tech support for help with this drill (as we do with nearly all manufacturers with diagnostic help) and they.....referred me to a local authorized retailer/repair center. They don't even know what's wrong with their tool or have people there to help

 

Damn lazy neighbors won't do shit.

 

She’s the one !

 

Mmmm hummus