I got a new torque wrench

It dispenses ugga- duggas in a responsible fashion

 

Just use a German torque wrench.

 

Are you guys suggesting I shouldn’t be going by feel?

 

I appreciate the help, I am going to assume the tool I have in its condition post trauma is more than sufficient for any application I will be using it for.

The wife may need some calibration though

 

Don’t know any. Mostly Middle East in my neighborhood

 

If you have a friend/neighbor with a KNOWN in-spec torque wrench, borrow it, torque a lugnut to 30, then 40, then 60, then 80ftlbs and follow it with your Amazon torque wrench at each setting and see if you're close.

If you were building motors or mounting rifle barrels, or assembling jet engines I'd question it heavily, but for lugnuts, diff covers etc, a few ftlbs on either side of spec is okay.

 

OP is moving to Florida, and is planning on building a nuclear bomb.

 

https://youtu.be/CFbdYRVGzR4

 

Goodentight: German Torque Wrench company.

 

I’d Edge it just to hear it Scream.

 

With a full body condom and eye protection you can do whatever you like

 

Depends -when was the last time you had your elbow calibrated?

 

I used to live in Ft Lauderdale. No bomb building, just smuggling,

My neighbors wouldn’t know what a wrench is, let alone a torque wrench. I can usually tell tightness by taste of the bolt, but I was trying to get something more accurate

 

Just calibrate your arm to measure PFT specs

 

Left or right? I got some guns.

 

Wait. Were supposed to tighten bolts? Everyone here is starting to sound like the person who tech inspected my civic