The human centipede giveaway

@Aarophi package has been delivered

 

Anyone else left?

 

Me…. I’ve got another week left wearing this borat bikini before I send it with smells! I’m letting this fester!

 

What color?

 

Green! Well green and brown now, maybe a little white fununda cheese stained!

 

Smothered in smegma

 

Sounds delish!

 

Let it sit for another week need more yellow like bad Mayo!

 

Yes it has! Just passing initial inspections and then I can post the opening!

 

Haha no shenanigans.

 

Yes it has! Just passing initial safety inspections.
When I first opened this russian doll of a box I was immediately greeted by a very nice toyota leather duffle bag. The bags construction is very nice and is the perfect size to fit a butchered dead body of a midget without raising suspicions.

When I dove further into the bag I was I was very pleased to find a a name brand choking mechanism for all of my other mischievous activities. There was also a toolkit to fix all of my lifelong mistakes I have made. When mistakes can’t be fixed and they just need to be forgotten there is always alcohol. I was provided a high quality bottle opening device.

With body in bag and beer in hand I am now ready to relax after a long stressful day at the office. I rest my back on my new Pso Rite massaging apparatus. Not only does it help me relax but it also helps with recovery so I can get out and commit atrocities the next day!

Sometimes in my line of work you’re not just dealing with short bodies able to be broken down easily. It’s not uncommon to be dealing with grown humans the size of Shaq or Lebron. Luckily I was gifted this pair of extra large quick fists! With these babies it’s no hassle at all to get those bodies to a proper handling facility.

I got some TOYOTA front grill letters that will help people know who they’re dealing with when I come to town. In my opinion the crown jewel of this box is the ME-SO customs dome light. I have wanted one for a long time and just never pulled the trigger on one!

Last but not least the russian doll aspect appeared when I received two bags within the Toyota bag. The first being a light weight over the shoulder messenger bag that was nice and small, perfect for covert operations! The second was a very large Molle pouch with buckle attachments and a spot for a velcro pouch.


Anyways I am really sorry that you guys didn’t get this awesome box but it sucks to suck I guess! This thing is sick and I can’t wait to put all this to use!

 

Nice sac - of goodies

 

I think that Toyota bag is from the 100th anniversary of Toyota being in Hawaii. Or whatever haha.
I’m surprised you know about the Pso-rite. I use mines daily. I may or may not have sent you the one with ball sweat on it. Smell and let us know.
I was worried you already had a Meso dome, glad you’re a chicken shit and didn’t buy one.
Those quick fists were the wrong product. I was actually trying to buy fisting dildos.
Molle pouche cause molle.

 

Nice purse bitch!

I'm just jealous

 

1. @Kheiron - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-214#post-25922576
2. @Rock Lobster
3. @El Cucuy - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-206#post-25833695
4. @USMC - Retired - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-207#post-25842300
5. @waltuo - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-211#post-25868568
6. @Aarophi - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-216#post-25964901
7. @Beerpayzdabillz - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-213#post-25881809
8. @kaijac03 -https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-207#post-25836902
9. @McRib -https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-208#post-25843294
10. @BlackPearl
11. @VirusCage - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-214#post-25894358
12. @NoOne - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-215#post-25926235
13. @slowlane - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-human-centipede-giveaway.615485/page-211#post-25870068

 

I thought it was one of those ladies “love saddles” or perhaps a “bitch seat”… well, same thing really.
I’m glad you both got one. We now know why you both spend so much time “riding in your Tacoma”.

 

You must be a really tiny man thinking someone would fit in there.
P.S I like tiny men

 

Sorry to disappoint, it would only hold my…