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Happy birthday @The Blonde

 

If your electric car runs out of juice, do you walk to the charging station for a gallon of electricity?

 

A couple cans of AMP energy should do it

 

I was on a flight once and the flight attendant was a cute black girl. I tried flirting. I said “I like my coffee like I like my women.”
She said “The coffee is free. You don’t have to pay for it “

 

they say, once you drink it black, you never go back

 

Must be my day off!

 

That's not true. I've been black and forth many times. I prefer light brown now, heavy creamer and sweet n low

 

good to know. I always wanted to.

 

When did Mexico annex that far north

 

Thank you!!

 

Thank you!

 

1837.

 

It’s been a while.

 

You must pass the potato camera around between you, @StayinStock and @1buzzbait...

 

Happy Birthday @The Blonde

 

Thank goodness for customers who care about my job security. Guy rented a pressure washer and at first, had no clue what the throttle was. Once he had it working for a bit.. tipped it over, I assume while running. Cylinder, carb, air filter are are full of oil Oh, and this was that pressure washer's first rental out...

 

sounds like “melt the hose on muffler”
kind a guy

 

I asked my wife what she wants for her birthday. She said “Something that will go from 0 to 180 in under 5 seconds.”
I got her a bathroom scale.