Is it totaled?

Not mine! Hope you guys have a good weekend

 

I swear guys, I was just out for a cruise and all of a sudden there’s this Toyota smack dab in the middle of the road!

I jacked up his grille, should teach him not to jump out of nowhere like that.

 

Did you at least strip him of his raptor lights, as a trophy?

 

Turned on by the hood Skewp?

 

Homie woke up and chose violence

 

When I lived in Vermont this huge bull moose decided I was in his crosswalk and he was gonna cross the road there anyway. I managed to slow down to about 15 mph and turn my Silverado some before there was moose contact. I hit the sucker with my left front quarter panel and knocked him over. A couple of seconds later he gets back up and stares at me through the driver's window with this look that says "wtf kind of asshole are you?". Fortunately he trotted off. I guess he thought $2k worth of damage and his thigh imprint in the quarter panel was enough of a souvenir.

 

I've seen many people walking like that, with their heads buried in their phones...

 

This is just an insurance scam. I am glad the driver had a dash cam.

 

The animals wife back at home: " What the hell! You don't pick a fight with other drivers, be the bigger antler! Just walk away next time, idiot"

 

Every now and then you find one that slips through natural selection.

 

He was just looking for Taco's.