Whatever

So much fun!!

 

beagle fan eye presume

 

I heard Andrew Luck is coming out of retirement. Offer the Colts a Papa Johns franchise and a 3rd round draft pick

 

It is…

 

3,007 emails?

What do you measure with that app?

 

The secret is to turn off all notifications. My life is on do not disturb mode

 

Or, perhaps, delete some emails?

 

mmmm.....no

 

This would cause me anxiety

 

I can relate

 

@FishnTx AG app?

 

You too?!!

 

If it’s important enough for me to care, they can text me. If they don’t have my number then it’s not important enough for me to care.

 

Didn't you just trade your "Veteran QB" to the Bears?

 

So what yall doing today? I'm on kid and puppy duty all day to give my wife a break. Might take them to get a new toy and go to the arcade if they are good.

 

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He wasn’t traded. He was a free agent and the bears offered more.

 

The local charity observes that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer.

So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit. In his office she started the conversation by saying “Our research shows that even though your annual income is about two million, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community?”

The lawyer replies, “First, did your research also show that my mother is slowly dying from a painful illness, and the costs to cure it are way beyond her ability to pay?”

Embarrassed, she mumbles, “Uh.. no.”

“Secondly,” says the lawyer, “did you research show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and four children?”

The volunteer begins to stammer an apology but is cut off by the lawyer.

“Thirdly, did your research also show that my sister’s husband died in a car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children?”

The humiliated volunteer, completely beaten, says: “I’m so sorry. I had no idea.”

An then the lawyer says, “So, if i didn’t give them any money what makes you think I’d give any to strangers?”