Proof the skewp works

This sounds like a post from a person that is jealous that they are not getting solicitations for sex from hot women.

 

If a random hot woman wants to have sex out of the blue, run the fuck away, fast as the 3.5 can bang them gears. It's always a trap where you end up with the clap, a baby that's not yours or you find out she has a penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLXqOj_TNs

 

Laugh all you want mister but when I put two bottles of Techron in my tank that 3.5 runs "like a bat out of hell".

 

They all run good right before they blow up, did you take the viagra to soup up the peen too. The only reason they invented the stuff was because some men's cows get ugly and they need it to stay in the good graces of their cow.

 

Well both i figure were born in '03, so just check the ID first

 

I just got one….




Chloroform?!! Interesting name….Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

 

I don't need viagra. My cows are cute.

 

Hey that's my girl! Hands off!

Wait...different name. They must be twin sisters. Carry on sir.

 

Knee high boots?

 

Tits for days man, tits for days.

 

I got the same message too. She really must not know that nothing about my sex is casual.
I've been known to burst three blow up dolls in one night.

 

I don’t have a skewp, must be the ugly twin messaged me…

 

Skewp FTW again!

 

I knew I should have bought me a Sport instead of an Off Road.

 

she's clearly ready for experiments like say, an overheated and warped rifle barrel in the ass. Maybe some bareknuckle foreplay?

 

Anyone want to trade their Sport for my Off-road?

 

Can confirm sport is sexiest. Bonus points if it's MT

 

I got two "I'm Ready for any experiments!" but were sent from Tacomaworld to my email address.

 

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