Whatever

*looks at cliff bar in hand*

Put a spoiler on that guy. Some of us are roughin it!

 

I know i need to work on my names in my contacts when i have 4 Emily's, 5 Rachel's, 5 Taylor's, and 6 Sarah's...not knowing at all who is who. Who wants to roll a die and play text roulette?

 

Group text all the Rachel’s ... don’t be a pussy!!

 

This guy knows how to play the game. Touche. I know i dated 2 of them, so we'll see what happens

 

Send them a group text with a dic pic ...

 

This guy is has a match in his hand waiting for someone to point out the gasoline. I like it

 

I've been called a hot mess numerous times

 

This is bad advice . you’ll get burned 18 times . None would admit any enjoyment

Women act as a group , you must single out them from their herd to make the attack

 

Excellent. You'll be my vp of public relations

 

That’s a bad thing??

 

If i did this drunk, I'd wake up the next day wondering what i did and why i did it


Similar topic, when i did tinder/bumble, i had a chart of everyone I was talking to to keep track and make sure i didn't double schedule...again

 

Not in my world...

 

Yeah, a herd of cats. I say go for it. At least one of them will break with the group and text back.

 

Or the shitstorm will ensue and I'll have to change my name, location and ski lodge

 

And maybe with a tittie pic..

 

Those are always good. Had to learn to sort the folders so people don't stumble upon the unmentionables

 

I would like the following names to be considered

Skip
Chip
Serge
Biff
Frank

 

Nonsense. Your only enemy is dehydration.