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Afternoon Whatevers

 

The teacher asks the class to use the word “urinate” in a sentence. She calls on little @Gritto and he says, “Urinate but if you had bigger titties, you’d be a 10.”

 

She gives little @Gritto a second chance. Use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
“My sister’s sweater had ten buttons but her tits are so big she could only fascinate”

 

On yer previous statement

 

We’re all good and about 30mi southwest of Birmingham.
Things changed so quickly Friday there was no time to initiate contraflow according to the mayor. Looks like there’s still power in our hood as well as our kids but gonna go out pretty soon. Winds aren’t even that high yet and we’re seeing pictures of power poles being blown over a few miles from our houses.

 

I’m sorry bro

 

Thanks man! Pretty fucking stressful times.

 

Every time man… I hate it .. hang in there

 

Doing our best to stay distracted.
We won’t do this for long. Have already had two family talks about setting timelines to get out.

 

Sorry Jim, thinking back to southwest?

 

Two aliens are flying near earth…

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."

The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

 

funny stuff

 

Thanks Shawn!

Yeah! We had a plan for all of to get to Colorado before the grandkids start kindergarten.
This will expedite that plan for certain!

 

Until then stay safe, wishing you all well.
I just looked up information about it and looks and sounds horrible.
Possibly the worst storm since the 1850's

 

Thank you!
We’ve heard the same thing and it appears that will be an accurate statement as things progress. Biggest winds haven’t even hit yet and there’s considerable damage around the city already.
One of the ferry’s that runs from the French Qtr to the West Bank broke free from its mooring and is moving down river.

 

That’s bad

 

Hope everyone stays safe and everything works out for you!

 

Brand new boat too that was commissioned less than a year ago I think?