Whatever

I think weather here today supposed to be 90° then high of 80° the rest of the week.

 

I have a brand new white Members Only jacket around here somewhere and it still has the tags on it.

 

It looks like an advertisement of some sort. What they are advertising is not clear.

 

Welp found a long ass nail in my pass rear tire early dis morning feeschin … soon as da rain stops gunna try to put a plug in it

 

Dafuq?? You just point the dot and let er rip? No more peep sight?

 

It’s alway him and he did tell someone.

 

Salted caramel brownie? Guess what I’m having for lunch today if I can get my lazy ass to the store.

 

Breakfast time. Omelet and bacon and toast. Wife said she's not buying bacon anymore I ask why, she said these pack of bacon went up to $17.00

 

But baking bacon is so easy.

 

My 3 favorite things to smell…Bacon frying, vanilla, Chanel #5
If I ever meet a woman that wears Chanel #5 while serving me vanilla ice cream and bacon for breakfast, I might consider getting married again.

 

I love the house smelling like bacon. I keep a jar of bacon fat in the fridge.

 

Just bought some for poppers on the grill tonight. Pricey but I’m sure they will be worth it.

 

I'm sure it was all worth it, though.

 

So here's a random Labor Day thought


Both of my nephews are heading off to college in .

I'm finalizing their addresses to be the Great Uncle that I am and arranging to send them some Condoms

 

When I buy cucumbers I always pick up a jar of Vaseline so people won’t think I’m a vegan.

 

Alright here it be doesn’t look like it went far enough in to puncture … should I leave be ..???

 

Did you spray the area with soapy water to see if there is a leak?

 

Of course .. that’s why I don’t think it made it all the way through

Notice the moistness