1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Mmm elk

 

What the actual fuck

Setting aside the obvious dumbassery involved with spreading your infection at work

How is coming into the office to say you're sick any easier than just calling from your house lol.

 

It's the next evolution past people who call instead of emailing or texting Like I don't need you to call me and interrupt what I'm doing for a 2 word answer.

 

No, but we do ship lots of stuff.

I know right? Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp here. When I got put in the COVID exposure penalty box, they sent me a Skype message that said go to the nearest phone and call HR, they told me what's up and to GTFO immediately and don't come back for 2weeks lol.

During the last surge the amount of symptomatic people that came in was nuts. The company has pretty awesome COVID benefits, like paying you a boatload of money to stay home, and they still come in!! The other side of the spectrum we have some scientific anomalies who have had COVID like 8 times already LOL!!

For the record I'm 0.0% concerned about the vid, it just boggles my mind people would come in just to hand in paperwork...

 

Have there even been 2 confirmed cases of people having it twice? lol

 

Send me some of your meat.

 

Here that's a certain percentage of our worker population LOL!!!

Another forum I'm on some dude got it twice and the second time was after he got the jab.

 

plenty. plenty of breakthrough cases with the vaccinated also.

 

Send them a notice saying they've been selected for mandatory research experiments due to their scientific irregularities. A representative from the CDC will pick them up in a black van after work.

 

Well yes, I know the vaccine is more of a.. steroid
Having gotten it (COVID) has proven much more effective defense against future infections as far as I've heard

Edit: ok after some research, as of February, 60 of 112 million worldwide confirmed reinfections. Let's say double that since it's 7 months later

 

That’s called sexual harassment

 

Like you didn't give it away for free at the Moab meet

 

But if meat juices get in the right pan, you would double the meat over time

 

We don’t talk about Moab

 

given the amount of people ive seen with symptoms and side effects from the infectious process, dont get the shit at all is the whole premise.


You can literally get rectal incontinence from it affecting ur pudendal nerve ( aka ur ass leaks )

 

Jokes on you my ass already leaks

 

ymmv.

 

Also my roommate's Mom shit their couch when she had the rona (for 3 fucking weeks too)

 

I feel if we keep this going we might get in trouble lol