Whatever

Was good!

 

Gonna have a big juicy steak for lunch then I'm off to ruin a perfectly good Tacoma bumper!!
Have a great day!!

 

It's a good thing Gatorade was created by the University of Florida.
If it had been Florida State, they'd call it Seminole Fluid.

 

Thank God for their bottles. You ever try and piss in a Coke bottle?

 

Tell @Hobbs I said hi!

 

I have no issues pissing in a Coke bottle.

 

I can’t see me willy so no Coke bottles for me.

 

True story. When I was driving truck I always made sure I had a Gatorade bottle. Same now when I go camping. I'm not crawling my ass out of a tent, barefoot, to go out in the woods in the middle of the night.

 

Anybody need this stuff ?

 

They serve double duty. If you loosen the cap before you throw them, you have an effective piss grenade.

 

@G8R_Taco

 

Mornin degens

 

Didja ever get DEF on your boots and wonder where that piss smell was coming from all day?

 

Best part is it a free footsie warmer!

 

That's what my chihuahua is for

 

Nah. I'm a pretty good shot with that thing. I practice a lot.

 

Alright. Bout to fix this floor the right way.

I really really don't wanna. But this shit is driving me insane.







Yall have a good weekend

 

Random

Trailer coming along. More to follow when I get out of work.

 

Well I was pumping away one morning while I stood there daydreaming. The automatic shutoff didn’t automatically shut of. DEF shot out of the tank and on my boots. As it dried, I kept smelling a piss odor getting stronger and stronger. I couldn’t locate the source and eliminated everything but my boots. Took one off and whiffed it. Viola. Then I looked it up to see what was in that stuff and it’s hogs urea mixed with water. WTF. That gave me an idea. When I fuel up in the morning, I don’t have time to eff around as I’m not paid by the hour and fueling hurts my bottom line. I have no tolerance for drivers who park in the fuel lanes while they shit, shower and shave, forcing people to sit in line. I got tired of stomping on valve stems and had to find a better way to educate these 400 pound inconsiderate slobs who hold everyone up and come out to their truck an hour later dragging 3 bags of Hostess products behind them. This was the birth of the piss grenade. Leave the window open a crack and I’ll make Michael Jordan proud of me with my slam dunking abilities.