PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

Why?

 

With the FIRST AID decals added...

 

I forgot about the antenna and placed the "SPECIAL UNIT" decals unevenly; After thinking about it, however, I believe that it looks more realistic this way...

 

Gives my truck the appearance of having been hastily rushed into service when the zombies invaded...

 

Because nobody will notice at night when zombies are on the prowl. Also you don’t want people to notice a Tacoma transporting garbage during the day and then converts to some zombie truck at night. That’s just wrong.

 

Hey, I've got a day job...

 

We all have day jobs for crying out loud. Also that American Flag is crooked under the Crome Tacoma emblem.
You may want to correct that because it’s a dead giveaway your not an authorized zombie hunter.

 

Zombie hunting permits are arriving soon

And chrome Tacoma emblem? You mean my TacomaWorld sticker?

 

The obvious choices for Z.O.R.T. vehicles are pretty, well, obvious; However, here's a list of vehicles that I think would be could for hunting and killing zombies...

• Any Subaru but the BRZ (because they're all-wheel drive)
• Any non-truck Chrysler product with AWD and a HEMI (Charger, Magnum, 300C, etc)
• Suzuki Kizashi AWD
• Suzuki SX4 AWD
• 2004-2015ish Toyota Prius (Yup; Black Rifle Coffee Company built a Prius technical and proved the car's viability in a post-apocalyptic world)
• Latest generation Ford Taurus AWD (especially SHO)
• 1999-present Honda Odyssey.
• Volvo 240 (Any year and body configuration)
• Dodge Challenger AWD (Not a HEMI, but still AWD and pretty solidly built)
• And many more!

 

Have tested removal of the decals yet?

 

It's gonna be easy; I'm thinking of leaving the tailgate decal on there for the foreseeable future because it looks so cool!

 

If we have a zombie outbreak tomorrow and there are no trucks, SUVs, or AWD vehicles available these are some of the vehicles I suggest you take...

 

Proof that a Prius could be a suitable Z.O.R.T. vehicle!

 

I'm guessing that this is the same car before they painted it and put on the custom wheels...

 

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obsessive-compulsive-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20354432
Glad you're having fun with it, Halloween used to be my favorite holiday as well.

And here's hoping the turncoats at black rifle coffee company end up homeless under bridges giving blow jobs to crack heads for food money.

 

It's the autism, I swear; Plus the fact that we're in a global pandemic and I'm bored, and also the fact that I just had a not-so-smooth breakup with a girl I was seeing, probably contributed to it. You should see what I do to my truck at Christmastime, which has been a tradition for over a half a decade, long before COVID was in the picture!

Also, why the hatred for Black Rifle Coffee Company? PM me if necessary...