Whatever

I’ve given my dog one bath in her three years. That’s because they didn’t put the lid on good on my drink at Sonic. She was in my lap in the truck and got drenched in Dr Pepper. She thought I had gone crazy putting her in the bathtub full of water.

 

This man is insane

Best/worst (depending on view) I did was taking a few melatonin with...one of my emergency anxiety meds that I had not tried before. Basically a "you can't have anxiety when you're incapacitated" type of thing

 

He did a lot better than I thought he would. You don’t fill it up with water. Use the sprayer and get them wet. Scrub them up and spray them off. You can adjust the water temp and stuff on the right side.

 

Were husbands marked down as well? Just waiting for the right price.

I’ve been in a situation where it almost came to this.

You’re working hard, everything looks great!

Shithead! I love it! We would have gotten along great growing up!

 

he had them taken away when he was little.

 

Where do I sign up for this?

 

Wife gave me a little scolding. It was more on the lines of wasting their time. I get it . Just didn’t think a few hours would make a difference. I know better now . I mad at myself as well

 

I dunno...does the Tennessee ball washing redneck cost extra?

 

Probably $20...

 

Random life tip…

There is nothing that says you have to wait until a specific date. You can literally walk up to a strangers door any night of the year and ask for candy. Dressing up as a zombie is optional.

 

In Tennessee.

 

Good morning

 

Right? Kinda makes me wish I had balls…

 

Ugh starting nights to night .. so damn windy and freakin leaves everywhere front and back yard!

 

Hey!!! Congrats on getting your name back!

 

Me too!







Wait….. what??

 

My new Honda came with a bunch of baby spiders. Hopefully this was the mama.

 

Speaking of balls, you still fondling your chiropractor’s? Asking for a friend.

 

He is no longer accepting me as a patient….. weird huh?

 

He must be gay!