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@Hobbs, bottom right...butt you're gonna have to wake him up.

 

I must be the only one on earth that does not care for bacon. Doesn't really do anything for me. Great to add to a sandwich or burger, but by itself, nope.

 

Everything rolls back around in here…. Kind of like the people

 

They say that the only thing that would/needs to change is the budget and the signs. They are already funded by the Nat. Parks Dept. but currently get 1/3 of the amount of Yellowstone. Parking needs to be added either way.
Still a shame that I’ve never been there. Maybe late next spring I’ll go there and take a jump while I still can. What else are ya supposed to do there?

 

Which reminds me...

Expert Hunting Tips With Gritto

So...you're gonna have to take a leak sometime whilst hunting.
Am I right?
If you're a lazy slob who bushwhacks deer from a tree stand, whatcha gonna do?
Carry a piss bottle or just let fly?
Hint: with the latter option, the deer are gonna smell it

Why not use it to your advantage?
Get upwind of some thick brambles and shit where you suspect a buck might be laid up.
Take a leak and quietly circle downwind to the other side of the thicket and wait.

You're welcome.





Hey it actually worked for me once

 

Now I get it. He wants us to hold it a little while. Oh God no!! I’m not falling for that again. You know what they say- fool me once, shame on you, fool me 7 times…

 

Proper peanut butter to umm... Anyway, the ratio is important.

 

Too little, and they're not interested. Too much and you don't feel anything. At least, that's what @Sweet T told me.

 

I’m in New Mexico. Where it’s mountain time. But I live half a mile from Texas. Where it’s central. So at exactly 2am I crossed the line at 60mph, propelling me into a quantum leap into the twilight zone. I hope I can get back by game time. Everything is in black and white here.

good morning whateverers

 

I didn’t tell you shit. You must have bought my instructional video.

 

Not only that, but there's this to consider as well...

 

Actually after a while they don't even worry about the peanut butter. They'll be all over "it" without, that's where the fun begins!

 

Exactly! There's other ingredients that still gotta shine.

 

Texas has never been a great respecter of speed limits. When I lived in Corpus Christi, I-37 between CC and San Antonio was never patrolled. They even had a billboard there that SA has a beach.

 

So, at noon the Dallas Cowboys take on the Denver Broncos. On paper, their easiest game so far. So it will probably be the one that breaks their 6 game winning streak. Hope not.
Go Cowboys!