Whatever

Mother, did it need to be so high?

 

he's got quite the expression lol

Nah. Going in with a few Christmas packages to family who I think will legitimately eat them which is few and then I'll just freeze the rest for ourselves (I make this year round but it's a few day process so I don't do it often).

I get it. They're usually disgusting and don't sound appetizing but I've been quasi using this same recipe for many years and it's never let me down

 

Will they try and bust your balls?

 

Those look delish!!!

 

Eh, it ain’t much of a farm anyway. Two acres of tumbleweeds

 

anyone over the age of 30 should be able to answer this one, way too easy.

you do realize that this riddle, really has two correct answers.

 

Eye wuz gonna say the Bee Toles.

 

And after the game, they will come to scrape all of their land from the bottom of your shoes before they give you the boot.

 

But only the youngins that never heard of the Beatles get it right.

 

if that were true, then 98% of all people under the age of 20 wouldn't be able to guess either one of these answers.

 

When I was driving truck and crossed the Canadian border they always searched for radar detectors. If they found one they put it under a tire and made you drive over it. They might make you drive a whole car into the river.

 

he gotta bow yet Grandpa ?

 

Ha. Cowboys flew in their own heated benches. Rumors of the normal ones being “accidentally” faulty. They might not win but at least their buns will be toasted.

 

Morning

 

Got my grade back on that essay...100%. Fuck me. Did someone say morning beer? I think I heard someone say morning beer

 

Repeatedly. That's why I've started building my bulletproof fruitcake brick wall.

 

Report??

 

Good job!

 

Congratulations!