Whatever

Your poor wife, on both accounts!


Unless circumcision, then the first one is a non-issue.

 

I had to vote smegma because it was a word I first heard my cousin say and didn't believe him it was a real wordteenage boys
Another one I learnt from him was Unic (not sure of spelling, but I thought he made that one up too)
Hard to believe he's been gone a year and a half now but forever in my memories, the fun and crazy times.

 

Random looking alot like fuck this shit (that's mostly sleet mix...)!

 

Morning whatever’s

 

That's them left coasters for ya

 

I am circumcised. And I’m not even Jewish. I guess the hospital was having a sale the day I was born. My mom could never resist a bargain.

 

Same, and I'm not Jewish or Catholic either. My father is, so I guess it was just a tradition. Now there's some big anti-circumcision movement going on I don't quite understand, but that goes down a long road of debate I don't wanna go...

 

Well than good afternoon!!

 

I think it’s because it’s considered an unnecessary operation and some places are exploiting it by selling the foreskins to make wallets. I think it’s a good idea. You rub it and it becomes a suitcase.

 

@Taco-Obsessed had nothing to with my crippling fear of menstrual rage.

Having a wife and two daughters did that to me.

 

Same!

 

My Lord, back when the girls were teens and they were all synched up and raging at the same time, I would get on the bike and vanish for a few days.

 

My buddy’s wife just had a second girl.. they are 1.5 years apart… he is in for it.

 

Smegma

 

I had a son in between the two girls so it evened things out a bit. We just went fishing a lot.

 

You mean feeschin. Not sure what that fishing means. Lol

 

I swear my brain has been going faster than my fingers lately… stupid ADHD

 

@TacomaDave

I see your into 'Dead Hookers' - buy - sell - trade.

I'm looking for a dozen 'Zombie Hookers'.
I'll pay shipping and transfer Delta travel mileage to your account.

 

Even better, transfer that money into Delta's account...