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Thank you for your interest in our products. Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, we find our inventory severely depleted at this time.
In order to fill an order of that size we will be required to wait until the local casinos are fully open. This being our best source of brain dead specimens. We will place your request on back order until such time. Thanks.

 

That’s a lot of snow in -2weeks

 

I am so bored at work, I keep falling into rabbit holes. Between RC car shopping and finding the "Pharming" thread, I am all over the place. Hell, I don't even smoke weed.

 

Lucky Devil you... It's snowing again here...

 

Ok
In February, ZH minimum height must be 6' 2".

 

You can get even in July when it’s 110° here.

 

Doooty

 

You realize the meat is day old hamburger. What they couldn't sell yesterday goes into today's chili

 

I asked my wife “How do I turn Alexa off?”

She said “Walk through the room naked”

 

I wonder if you can get a ZJ from a ZH?

 

@LX5708....don't push it, we have eye's on you....

 

If its not a problem....I'd like @OneGiraffe to substitute homemade rolls in place of my fruitcake. Thanks Dave!!

 

Yeah, but that doesnt bother me at all!!

 

I’m not going back to that doctor. I went for a prostate exam. He said “I need you to take off your pants. Just throw them on that chair, next to mine”

 

Back in the day, the BBQ chicken at KFC was leftover original recipe from the day before.

Ask me how I know..lol.

 

Old chicken dunked in bbq sauce?

 

repurposed food is nothing new. That's how we lived growing up. My Mom was born and raised in Scotland. Cheapest humans you will ever come across. Somewhere in Glasgow, Scotland there is a cupboard full of plastic takeout dishes from a New York Chinese restaurant. My Aunt and Grandmother used to take the containers back with them when they would come to visit.

 

That was part of my job when I worked there in high school.