Conspiracy Theories - Drop em here

HERE is a conspiracy theory:

The French make a better anchovy paste than the Italians do.

 

Discuss

 

The greatest conspiracy theory... that racoons raid your trash. That was definitely the CIA, or FBI.

Cuz

 

$GME will be $1M/share
$AMC $500k

edit: F**k Kenny G.
Apes get tendies.

 

Your phone is recording your calls and uploading it the CIA, oh wait…… that’s true

 

Actually that’s false.










It’s the NSA. And I wish that wasn’t true.

 

Well it’s a government organization, pretty much true.

 

You think that's bad? Want to really expand your mind?

Look up Security Enhanced Linux. SELinux will work for a google search. Then look up what devices all of us use that have SELinux embedded. Then look up who created SELinux. Our phones are a tiny percentage of the problem. lol

 

Maybe this came from this thread ;-)

 

voilà.
From the more refined French.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/voilà

 

I always write "viola", It's music to my ears....;-)

 

lol that’s the way I’ve spelled it in the past until I looked it up a few minutes ago. Not so good with the French language, I only speak one language, English, but even that’s not fluently.

 

Big Camera is trying to keep Bigfoot “unfound.”

 

What really happened to Bigfoot...and that's how we got Wookies.

 

I have done some research and found some interesting results. Toyota purposely made the 1st and 2nd gen frames sub par so they would eventually rust out. If they did not do this they knew the trucks would run forever and owners would not have a reason to get a new one. An Achilles Heel if you will.

 

I thought photos of mars were taken at Wadi Rum? That looks suspicious though. Tin foil hat on.

 

https://youtu.be/NSLm__BUnmI

 

^^^ Oxymoron of the day LOL . . . right up there next to Universal Health Care.

Since this has been resurrected, favorite conspiracy theories of 2023. Please don't ban me LOL

- Birds aren't real.
- The medical industry cares about your health.
- Trust the science.
- We have flat earther's all around the globe.
- Epstein didn't kill himself.
- We never landed on the moon (OMG people are actually believing this.)
- Natural immunity is stronger than the vax (CDC has actually admitted this)
- Your government cares about you.

I better stop there if it's not already too late lol

 

In the words of Megadeth,

" Military intelligence
Two words combined that can't make sense"

For the record Oswald was the lone gunman.