Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

A hog on a hawg? A fat boy riding a Fat Boy?

 

Had to read the title 3 times and that wasn’t enough so read the first few lines.

 

One of the comments mentioned "Tons of Anarchy"

 

Lol bout got busted...

 

Quebecoise.... Smh

 

Weed the police!!! He's crazy!!

Shut the fuck up motherfucker....he was having fun.

 

Change the Music, Change the whole Movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwrlusUuZwU

 

Here's your chance, gentlemen...

Playboy model says she is TOO 'beautiful' to find a boyfriend: 27-year-old insists her good looks have ruined her love life because they 'scare' and 'intimidate' men



A Playboy model insists that she finds it impossible to get a boyfriend or even a date because men are too intimidated by her beauty.

Elizabeth Marie Chevalier, 27, works as a model in San Diego, California and has appeared in Maxim and Playboy.

However, despite having a slew of admirers and over 2.9 million followers on Instagram, the influencer — who has been single for six months since splitting with her ex — said she struggles with dating.


'Dating is hard — guys are scared because I'm so beautiful,' Elizabeth told Jam Press. 'I've been told that I'm intimidating to guys because I'm tall — I'm 5ft 10 — and I'm beautiful and I have a very intense personality.'

Elizabeth's beauty has been both a blessing and a curse throughout her life, with people making snap decisions about her personality based on her looks.

Elizabeth said that men do, in fact, approach her, but they're generally egomaniacs.

'The men that do chat me up are usually too cocky and self-obsessed, they clearly go for every pretty girl in the room,' she said. 'They see us as trophies.'

'I know I wear a bikini online but it's a job, most guys can't see past that,' she added.

When she does manage to get a date, they don't typically go well because men are often too intimidated.

'I've been on dates where guys just can't speak to me,' she said.

But Elizabeth said that if men bothered to get to know her, they'd know she is not intimidating at all, but quite nice.

'I'm actually very sweet and loving so if they took the time to get to know me they would realize that,' she said.

Elizabeth noted that her trouble forging relationships doesn't just apply to men. Women also often assume that she will 'steal their boyfriends' because she's attractive.

She said: 'I remember once being at a Halloween party and I was wearing a costume and I put my headdress down on a chair.

'This guy came over and told me he had been sitting there and his girlfriend saw him speaking to me and completely freaked out.

'She started screaming in my face and I'm not a confrontational person at all so I just ended up leaving. It was pretty crazy.

'If she knew me she would know I'm not like that at all — I would never steal someone else's man — but I find other women are always saying things behind my back. I think they're just jealous.

'I do find it hard to make new female friends but luckily I have a very solid group of girlfriends that have known me for years who I can count on.'

Still, she hopes to find a great guy and is open to different ways of meeting her match.

'I would 100% date a fan, but every time I've met a guy through my Instagram they have just treated me like a commodity,' she said.

She added that she would prefer having a friend set her up with someone.

As for what kind of man she's after, Elizabeth likes them tall, dark and handsome — with green eyes, preferably.

'My ideal man is someone who is the strong but silent type,' she said. 'I like the tall darker features, a handsome man.'

'Age is not a problem to me nor is their job, as long as they are successful and passionate,' she added.

Confidence is also key to winning the model's heart.

'[A prospective date] would just have to come up and say, "Hello beautiful, can I ask you on a date?'"

'I like a guy who I very forward and knows what he wants,' she added.

Although her beauty stands in the way of romance and friendship, it has helped her rake in the cash thanks to adoring fans online.

In 2020, she had a brief dalliance with OnlyFans, making $20,000 in just two weeks before dropping the site. But she reopened her account this year, sharing sexy snaps with customers.

'Everyone was like, 'Try it," so I did and I made $20,000 in two weeks,' she said. 'I don't mind getting my boobs out but I've never done anything more hardcore, I don't think I could do it.'

 

Personally I prefer the girl next door type.

 

For real. I think most of her problems stem from her personality and not her looks. We have our crazy/hot scale and we know what the consequences are and when to draw the line.

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you​

 

Looks really expensive

 

If your body contains more plastic and has had more mods done to it compared to my 2nd gen, I won't be giving you a second look.

 

On the plus side every time you're on top you could play airplane

 

I'm surprised her comment didn't basically say, "Woe is me. I'm so pretty that guys are scared to talk to me and girls all think I'm out to steal their man. Be sure to check out my Instagram page for more stories of my terrible, terrible life and how only by flashing my boobies (premium members only) can I assuage my feelings of guilt and nihilism."

 

The two air bags in front isnt worth the air bag on top.

 

Whatever doc did the work on her should be imprisoned.

 

She ain't finding a man because there is no one she'll have anything in common with. She's clearly so self-absorbed that any relationship is doomed to fail until she realizes that she's the problem.

I'm also betting she couldn't carry a conversation in her bra. I never would have considered her back when I was dating because she simply isn't an interesting person.