kids throwing rocks at truck.

oh also, when i was in the 6th grade me and 2 of my buddies bought slingshot from the icecream man and were shooting those little seed berries around. we eventually hit a moving truck and ran and hid. he found us... we paid the guy back like 1200 bucks.

 

^^^^nice

one time i was at my buddys house and his dad was talking to us in the front yard chillin with a corona and a dumb kid in a ranger go blowing down the 25mph street at 90 that almost always has kids playing. the guy came back around and my friends dad hucked the bottle at his windshield and we never saw that white ranger ever again and when me and my friend swept the street we swept up more then a corona bottle's worth of glass lol

 

I've done dumber things when I was that age.

 

LMAO I want to be this guy's friend.

I was a terrible kid growing, always in trouble. When throwing things out the bus window, nothing was out of the question. One day someone let off one of those 3min smoke bombs...the double sided ones that spew different colors of smoke. We had to stop the bus and cars kept stopping to see if the bus was on fire. We also let off bottle rockets on the bus, threw pennies at cars, etc.

 

i used to put ductape in the street facing up then watch from bushes and a car would run over it and it sticks to the tires and makes a really loud noise hahahaha i was a shithead

 

Kids will be kids. They're damn inconsiderate assholes who don't care about anything but themselves, but that is a kid for you. I remember doing all sorts of stupid things. You can't be angry at the kids, you have to be angry at the parents.

 

yup that was me at the camp i used to work at. it was for a bunch of low income downs and it was ridiculous how bad these kids were. i felt like i was a parent at age 16 breaking up fights among 6 year old, getting punched in the nuts, teaching them about sportmanship. it was not worth $6 an hour theyve offered me 16 an hour to go back (which is good for my 18 year old ass) but i cant take it. i wanted to slap those bitches in the face


on to the good story:
my friends dad works for the shipping department of a company and own a box truck for this purpose. one day during the winter, about 10 hockey friends and i loaded into the back and drove around back neighborhoods untill we got snowballed. then we all jumped out and chased those bastards down. we didnt beat the hell out of em, just tossed em around a little but it was satisfying as hell haha

 

Haha. When I was 14 me and some buddies found a large cardboard box. Being immature and bored I got my best friend to place the box over his body and then follow me into a hollywood video. The employees where highly confused as to why there was a 6 foot tall box moving behind me and laughing.

We then tried to have him go into food lion, the manager chased him out of the store.

 

Remember a couple years ago in Columbus Ohio....a 16 year old kid thought it was fun to throw eggs at moving vehicles.....it cost him is life. A guy the kid got..ran him down and shot him.

 

Best overall

My buddy cut off some guy on the freeway. He followed us home and started doing burnouts in front of the house. He drove down the street to u turn and we dan across into the neighbors yard w a bat. When he came back he was looking at the house and we were looking at the back of his head. Smashed in his windows and he took off

The cops showed up asking us if we saw anyone shoot out the window of a moving vehicle hahaha they didn't even realize we were behind them

 

no excuses..i was 9 years old when my dad got cancer..he fought it for years, and understandably, we got a bit ignored on occasion. as a shithead kid, i took advantage and went crazy. i blew out a windshield with an unripen apricot. he pulled over, threatened me with death..and went straight to mom. she agreed to pay for the windshield..i got the mom-kraken unleashed on my butt..

i never did it again. fast forward..i am driving down the street in my new Jeep CJ7. CRACK!!! a rock destroyed the front glass..i pulled over cussing..saw the kids running..i sat there, thought about my dad..and drove home. i paid for my own glass.

karma has no expiration date.

 

I did a lot of snowballing and water balloons as a kid too.

once time we made about 8 big snowballs, prob 18 inches tall, then blocked the road with them, then as cars would stop because of the blocked road, we'd pelt them with more snow balls haha!

 

One time during a snow storm the high school girl that all the little kids have a crush on drove down the road with her window down. made that snowball right in her window and smack on the side of the face.

 

subed to read more funny stories.

 

ive been reading all these funny stories trying to remember funny stories of my own and i finally recalled a good one

but a stupid one

one time i guess around a holiday cuz me and some friends had a bunch of fireworks and their is this truck that drives around our neighborhood a few times a week late late at night and sprays this high powered poison to kill mosquitoes. and so i had the bright idea to shoot fireworks at him cuz i thought it would light up like a big flame thrower. so we posted up behind my friends house on the corner and just unleashed hellfire on him lol and he stopped and we took off.

we gotta away but he talked to my friends dad and then my friend ratted me and one other person out and we got a talking to but nothing really

now that i think back on it im really surprised i didnt get in more trouble cuz that coulda turned out pretty bad