Ontario BS Thread

They left the zipties. What a bunch of n00bs. Never know when you'll need zipties

 

Likely couldn’t find the directions.

 

so had a bit of a mashup this morning. lower bumper is is smithereens, part above is cracked, the black lower grill cracked, the main body piece that cover the front of the truck needs to be replaced, grill is okay... bezel is done.

where to buy parts from that aren't oem?
im 100% doing an aftermarket bumper, weather its a smaller one for just that middle section, or go right across and do the side to side ones is up for debate.

 

the real question is built or bought.

if build; @Norilsk is your man and welder.
If bought; what's the limit before you have to sleep on the couch?

Front bumpers have as many designs as there are dicks in the world
From nerf bumpers:


From what i want to build:



from eye sores:

to there isn't anything to see:

 

You hear that @tacoma16 zero credit

@Shveet don't forget to include my previous designs

SRN Customs is accepting orders for 2022 season

 

fucking Architects. DONT TRUST SRN CUSTOMS IN ANYWAY. THEY'RE ALL ARCHITECTS, THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO BLOODY DESIGN ANYTHING


DEATH TO ARCHITECTS

GLORY TO CIVIL ENGINERDS!

 

typical

 

Coastal off-road may be the best option since they are within Canada so shipping/duties won’t be too bad. Plus they do have DIY kits.

 

if you need stock parts either kijiji, facebook partouts, car-part.com or huntsparts.com
That's what I use primarily when sourcing all the parts.

 

Just wanna say I had a hard time shelling out for an ARB front bumper but very glad I did..

 

@tacoma16 i thought you threw @Norilsk to the dogs and got him to do his own welding??

I KNEW THE WELDS WERE TOO GOOD TO BE HIS.

 

I second that. Spend it once and get what you want.

 

DIP

DO IT PETER

 

Yep great bumper, when you are old and slow unfortunately for my pacing it's more of a damage multiplier

Well, I designed it, tack welded, bribed him with kisses and hugs and he welded it to my specifications

Or buy one, sell one, then build one, cut one, build another one, then get rid, then build another one, where was I?

 

you were helping me alter the design of my SSO to be a hybrid tube bumper.

y'know the "Buy part of and build the other part" step

 

"thats what she said" lol.

 

bring your truck, case of cheapest beer and I'll have your bumper trimmed tubes bent and wings tack welded

SRN Customs - Quality isn't there, but you already knew that when coming to us. Didn't you?

 

At SRN Customs - safety is our least priority, was a good smack from Milwaukee this lovely evening.

 

cheapest beer? my Russian Friend. we as Slaves dont get "cheap", we get what our hands bump into first! and so happens its a case of Zubr is in order.