3Pooches version 3.5

I'm trying to keep the expectations low, so when a good one comes through you'll be laughing so hard you pee yourself. A man has to have goals.

 

A tornado is chasing you so you try to flee only to be sliding around on slippery city streets and havoc filled highways. I always thought it had to be in a warm climate which is like blowing my mind.

It’s like being in a burning forest to only be saved by a tsunami.

 

It is a little weird, but they said it started as a water funnel and moved on land. I can't imagine it would last much longer once it hit land as it needs the warm air for updraft.

For what it's worth from CNN: https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/25/weather/weather-climate-snowstorm-greece-turkey-intl/index.html

 

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!"

 

Works on every level!

 

When does a joke become a dad joke?









Wait for it....










When it becomes apparent.

 

Thats cool with me, then are we hanging out chris' house afterwards or camping somewhere near by? im down for anything. I just gotta let my brother know, he wants to come and hang too

 

I think most people are just meeting up for lunch. We don’t mind anyone coming back and camping but it’s going to be really really cold

 

That one made one corner of my mouth go up, well done.

 

We'll plan to be at the brewery around 1:00 if that works for everyone, then we'll be heading back to WV afterward.

 

I've got the kiddo while Katelyn gets to go have fun with her family for the day...not sure

I got a "Dad Joke Loading" with a loading bar in progress...note to anyone else who got this glorious gift, do not wear around kids 7-15yrs old, unless you're dad joke rep is freshly rehearsed!

 

Oh okay. That's cool. Sounds fun. Yeah it said low of 1 degree. Idk how fun that will be.

 

Has anyone been to this brewery before? Is there indoor seating? Or is it strictly outdoor only?

 

Someone said there is indoor seating, no pets inside.

 

They do have indoor seating.

 

Good. Zee wife expressed her displeasure at having to sit outside in low temps. My response of, "There's a fire pit," didn't make anything better.

 

Go for the gold. Just tell her to relax and enjoy herself.

 

I have to side with your wife on that one; my metabolism has slowed to a burning ember compared to my younger days and just doesn't keep me warm anymore.

 

Shannon pointed out that they rent igloos, which looks like a large bubble that you place over a picnic table……. or fire pit.