Whatever

I wanna see him take your cherry.

 

I will. I thought I saw your name on our list.



Just kidding! Ain’t nothing to it, the prep is the worst part

 

Thats what I do right before I go to the dentist.

 

I dont think the prep will bother me, it's the anal exposure I'm not too keen on.

 

They did my colonoscopy, it’s like a 2 for 1 place. I got clean on both ends for one copay.

 

I wasn’t either. That was part of the prep

 

Back in college.....nevermind

 

What are you gonna do if the doctor looks exactly like @Gritto ?

 

Don’t clench. Just breathe slowly and let it happen.

 

Now thats a bargain right there!!

Hug on him❤

 

I remember that scene in brokeback mountain.

 

And he ain’t wearing any pants.

 

Sounds horrible! I only had to cut solid food for 24 hours. You must be pretty backed up.

Good luck with the pre party! Stay close to that porcelain throne

 

When I had my colonoscopy the doctor said “it’s okay if you experience an erection right now” I said I don’t have one, he said “sorry I was talking to myself, thought you were asleep”

 

She'll probably hide all the tp just to mess with me.

You don't happen to have his number do ya?

 

You guys that did this already are probably starring in some underground fudge packing film.

 

PM incoming.

There’s a pun in there somewhere.

 

You plan on doing it or are you gonna skip it?

 

I’m not doing that. You know that you can just send some of your poop in to be analyzed?

 

Now you tell me.