Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

He actually has a full OME suspension setup with icon RXT leaves being delivered this Saturday by me. All of it will be going on when the snow melts and the weather comes up.

He had Rek Gen mud flaps, can't remember why they weren't working or maybe one of them tore off or something goofy happened.

Note: sports come with stock Hitachi shocks.

 

Are they labeled Hitachi's or bilstein. I replaced mine in the last year and each one said bilstein.

 

Dang everything I said was way off.
Sounds like a nice setup though.

 

Lol that's the fun part about roasting.

 

It is the same camera used in the infamous bigfoot photos?

 

Ya that's a pretty accurate description. Only the oldest camera with the worst resolution is suitable for properly photographing a real sasquatch.

 

Let’s hear it

 

What the Sally's at the gym fuck is going on with your chin truck there, trying to prop up those wannabe morimoto lights to give yourself an extra inch in the bedroom there? Don't think your imaginary girlfriend is gonna like that, bub. Ever heard of cleaning your truck? You have now. Next on the agenda, learn how to fucking drive, my dead great grandma could park her casket straighter than this. eBay called, they said you can keep the grille. Know what else they said? Learn how to park! Should've got MT rubber, at least a ribbed condom gets traction in the mud. Freshman.

 

What kind of abomination is this!!?? Some people dont mind the chin straps on the third gens and some hate it and some idiots (me) put one on but my god that's worse. It kind of reminds me of the head gear you get from the orthodontist to straighten your teeth. When do you get to take it off buddy? Since I cant see the rear bumper I can only hope it doesnt look remotely like the front because at least the truck would look good from one angle. It looks like you took off your fender flares. Why would you do that? It looks like it left behind this big ugly ribbon around your fenders from where they used to be. Also I see your profile pic and you have rock lights. Maybe if you would have turned those on you would've seen where you were and it could have helped you back in straight. The kids I rode with in drivers ed that just started driving could have parked better and some of them were terrible drivers. Many times I was grabbing the O'$h!t handles. That fleabay special grille shows that ugly support bracket or whatever it is way too easily and really kills that all blacked out look. That and the autozone red tip 50cal antenna.

 

It's as if the Batmobile and a Transformer got it on one drunken night and your truck was the resulting failed abortion love child.

 

I'm ready to get my feelings hurt

 

A Ford on a Tacoma forum....not the first time a Fordboy couldn't read. It's ok buddy, someone still loves you.... Not sure who, but someone. Maybe they're paid to. I hope so, then they could buy you literally anything but that heap of scrap metal with a blue oval on it.

At least it's parked decently, unlike the last guy....

 

You gonna roast that piece of crap tacoma or what sir? We all know fords are junk

 

This is a thread for roasting 2nd gens TACOMAS not a good ole F150.

 

Boi....

That joke flew about 3 miles over your head

 

Hope you got dental insurance, that grille could turn Ray Charles white and he can't even see it. Shai Labeouf called, he wants your bumper to star in "Holes 2". Trying to copy the look and stance of the best 3rd gen in the forums? Keep trying buddy, that participation trophy is around here somewhere.... Probably behind the spacers propping up your FJ Wheels. Off road pedigree? How about get off the fuel pump ya fat bastard. The swing out tire carrier looks like it gets more action on a Tuesday than your entire group of Taco bros. Hey since you're parked next to a Ferd, maybe you could have a bidding war with the tow truck, ya winchless titless wannabe trucker. Give yer balls a tug.... If you have any.

 

Better

 

Ah, what the hell......

 

I'd roast if I could see it, that urban digicam hides it so well at the park where the single moms hang out. Hey you know those restraining orders apply to playgrounds too. Not that anyone will see you coming with your 16 Amazon light bars. Nice chin protector, hockey practice later? Too top heavy to skate, bet it looks good at the home Depot parking lot. Nice sticker collection, reminds me of my 4th grade crayon box. Which is where this hot wheels wannabe belongs.

 

Camouflage on a white truck…