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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

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  1. Mar 4, 2022 at 2:58 PM
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    "You bet your sweet ass I am!"

    What's a four letter word, ending with "k", that means intercourse?




    (Can only wonder if @SRH will come up with talk...)
     
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  2. Mar 4, 2022 at 3:00 PM
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    None.
    Talk
     
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  4. Mar 4, 2022 at 3:02 PM
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    Talk isn’t what popped into my head
     
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  5. Mar 4, 2022 at 3:08 PM
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    I DO LIKE the way you think!
     
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    Talk would be discourse...not intercourse hahaha
     
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    This morning at the bank a nice old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

    So I pushed her over.
     
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  8. Mar 4, 2022 at 3:21 PM
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    Well you’d be a first to admit it:D
    :rofl:
     
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  9. Mar 4, 2022 at 3:30 PM
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    Not blonde in your avatar photo; so you must have clear, concise, meaningful, creative, compassionate, progressive thinking.


    And here I am, standing with my arm in the air, yelling "save the watch!"; as the boots are already full of bullshit...
     
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  10. Mar 4, 2022 at 3:31 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Mar 6, 2022 at 6:40 AM
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    Wonder if that reply would have worked with a Nun-teacher?
     
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  14. Mar 6, 2022 at 11:43 AM
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    The kid would have gotten cold cocked! Nun teachers were no joke!
     
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    Like "knocked the wind out of 'em" coldcocked? After your story, I think she'd reply much more fiercely! I mean, if not sitting down provokes a thumping...
     
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    I’m ok…. It’s ok….. everything is ok…therapy is working:D
     
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    There needs to a groan icon here.
     
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