1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I had to look up what mutton busting was....


that looks fun

 

Wut

 

My dad had me do it as a kid

 

I'm only surprised myself because I did live in TX for almost 9 years as a kid, still hadn't heard of it

 

Never lived in or really that close (AZ maybe) to Texas, still greet everyone with howdy.

 

I had a Texas accent for years as a kid, cause I was there from age 4 - 10 (then again from ages 12-15). But from 4 - 10 I picked up a thicc Texas accent, then when we moved to CA I was teased relentlessly for it so I practiced my hardest to get rid of it.

Now as an adult I hear all the time "oh that sucks you should've kept your accent"....motherfuckers

"y'all" was the one that stuck with me for a long time though

 

What’s the mileage consensus for inner and outer tie rods for our trucks? I’m at work or else I’d look a little harder on TW.

 

outers are pretty easy to notice play in, that's when I changed mine. Or if they're slinging out all the grease.

Inners...I dunno. I changed them at about 75k for preventative reasons not wanting to have a tie rod failure on the trail. They were pretty loosey goosey when I took them off

 

Bring a blackjack and a carving knife instead I guess

 

if you feel play in them while pulling or push the the wheel then they're done, if they feel overly loose and floppy, they're done

 

https://twitter.com/slater_jona/status/1506427339579838469?s=21

 

Yeah that farm is definitely a final destination for them haha.

 

My great grandmother would always ask me "how do you catch a rabbit"

' I dunno?'

"put salt on it's tail"

'why?'

"cause if you're close enough to put salt on it's tail you're CLOSE ENOUGH TO GRAB IT"

then I would have to fake laugh every time because she thought it was the best joke ever, lol.

 

Old people jokes are the best. They have a whole other sense of humor than us youngins.


Usually less dark too

 

That's so deliciously cheesy I might as well be in Switzerland! Definitely going to use this on the missus.

 

Rabbit as-salt isn’t funny, Jimmie

 

How long does it take for your stomach to start hurting after eating bad food?

I ate some leftover chicken that was in the fridge smelled good so I heated it up and immediate abdominal pain followed

 

Oof


That hit me right in the humorous

 

Last few times I've had it, about two-three hours. Had a bad burger once and it was pretty freaking quick.