Whatever

You get a kick-back from the lotion companies?

 

Ohh my!

 

Be careful with that hand!

Oh nice! What’s the weather like for ya? Safe rides!!

 

I mean… if ya did, I’d relieve ya for today

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

 

I’m gonna gather me up some cans, go out in the desert and play with sight-in my new lasermax.

 

You'll put an eye out.

 

I'm gonna throw some wonderfully scented lotions and body creams rod and reels in the truck and proceed to waste my day, have a great one!!

 

Supposed to rain a little around 1, but clear after 4pm. We have a party to go to, so the wife will be riding her bike as well.

 

Will you ride in the rain on purpose?

 

I ride in any weather except ice.

 

I hate riding in the rain…. We don’t do it on purpose. Doesn’t bother him, but I’ll whine like a mother fvcker!!!

 

“I've been stranded in the combat zone
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I'm insane”
- Billy Joel

 

Mownin

 

Morning

 

Tell him you need a picture of you next to his truck that's far enough away that it shows your full height.

 

Then add….. for Dick tits!! It’ll make total sense. I’ll figure it out for you

 

Thank you, Shawna.

 

Morning everyone

 

That help?