Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

You're one asshole friend or one strong gust away from waking up with a trailer hitch up your bum.

 

Lets do my old man’s, just recently sold it!

 

Why are you hiding the Tacoma in the background. Are you that embarrassed to show it. If so why are you even posting it here. This is a thread for roasting Second Gen Tacos not old boring a$$ SUVs that grandpa drives around!








To be honest that's a clean and sweet looking Yota!

 

How do you keep finding him? Poor guy is just trying to live his best life.

Besides that ridiculous headband on the windshield, your dad’s otherwise clean-looking Runner probably has cheesy fake carbon fiber accents glued all over the interior to ruin the mood. DNA is destiny.

 

Nice shaggin wagon. Your boyfriend like it? Shouldve got a long bed, then no one would have to see your embarrassing efforts. Two grand on a shell, five hundred bucks on wheels. Hope you spend more on your rubber, those BFGs tend to tear in the mud. Nice poles. Bright blue? Haven't earned the red light district moniker yet? Keep trying with that short bed, shorty. I hear some people don't mind if it's small....

 

You know what they say about guys with big feet.... They have to buy big shoes. FJ wheels and rubber on a 3rd gen 4Runner do not a rock crawler make. That looks like that'll chafe bud. Hope you got some gold bond powder for your nether regions, you're going to need it after the ass whooping you get for showing that thing up in a second gen taco thread. That body cladding looks a little 1999 mall crawler esque. You got a game Boy in there? Do you play pokémans by yourself? That's about the coolest thing that's ever happened in that dinosaur.

 

That wasn't a good roast! Try harde

This is the best one yet!!

 

Must've fallen asleep at the wheel and hit a parked cart in the carpark. Time to revoke the old man's license.

 

What was the most popular cargo that thing saw, 2% or Whole?

 

I'm confused here. Are these photos showing off your Tacoma turned into a meth lab or are they from the set of the upcoming Breaking Bad reboot?

 

Ok, nothing special. I need a good beatdown anyways!

 

“Nothing special”… it would seem you’ve just summed it up yourself, our job is done here. Good day to you sir!

 

The Quad in the back is obviously Photo-Shopped: It looks like it weighs at least a duece-and-a-half yet not a hint of sag in the back.... (Except for the tail pipe)
Mine sags in the back when I put a bag of potato chips in the bed; same as everyone else's.

 

As Larry (The Cable Guy) always says: "Now THAT's funny right there! I don't care who you are!!

 

Beatdown? Try sweeping the floor first ya Sally. Never made it past the recruiter I see, your flag is back ass wards. Kinda like your truck mods. Skip leg day much? Nice sign, where does it belong? Not in this she-shed. Hey dweezle, the parking cone ain't doing much good up on the shelf next to your pinewood derby participation trophy.

 

Ya. what he said. and get rid of the bug reflector....deflector...whatever. Trucks are supposed to have bugs all over them. and a few dents. Crack in the windshield. And what's that mess back there under the hitch??? Man, that's awful, the poor truck. You might want to consider adding a bottle of Immodium-AD to the tank. Fix it right up before the EPA swoops in on ya.

 

Truck? More like a decapitated SUV with that 6" thick tonneau cover. This makes about as much sense as buying a 4Runner and chopping off the rear top half of it because "you needed the extra bed space."

 

Tell me you’re old with out actually saying challenge it seems going on here.

From the michelin ltx tires (cause meemah rides in luxury), bug flector, kids bikes with the Orange cone you probably put in the middle of the road cause you think ya own it, shop lights bright enough to brighten the darkest pits of hell, and do I see a WW1 or 2 era helmet on a shelf on top left of picture.

Milk Jugs wtf who keeps milk jugs in the garage unless you use those to water the drive way.