Whatever

@SRH - lots roll!!!

 

Dood! Dat amazin!!

 

READY!!!!!!!

 

Looks great, Murph! And the photo too!

 

New poll. Y’all go feed and expose!!
@Hobbs outstanding diction!







My b-day is next month….expecting disappointment! 57. Funeral dirge would be appropriate

 

done 1st

 

You always on yer pole game bruh!

 

yup

 

How was everyone's day?

 

boring! you?

 

Same here. Just mulchin and cleanin pine cones today. As boring as can be

 

cleaning pine cones..

 

Hey I just do what I'm told. No matter how stupid it is.

 

How come? Bob is a pleasure. I'm sure I wouldn't mind riding with him.

 

For one year straight (and on my life, I am not exaggerating) when I was 12 years old, my best friend and I called the same number every day and just yelled (in a Spanish accent) "YOU HAVE MY PEEEKLE! I WANT MY PEEEKLE BACK!" and hung up. It was one digit off from my home phone number. Dude would answer almost every time and just yell, "You little bastards, I'll fucking kill you!"

This was before caller ID was everywhere.

 

I surrender.

 

Worked at k mart over night first job…used to be 24/7 Me and my manager wood call various companies acting like truck drivers that just pulled up out back ready to unload … various items we would say mostly dildos doe

 

That was the same friend that had a huge pine tree in his front yard, right on the corner of two streets. We would climb it and trow things at people. One day we got creative and hung a cabbage patch kid covered in ketchup from a rope and swung it down into the path of an oncoming school bus. It hit the windshield perfectly and the bus skidded to a stop. We never thought about how we were going to escape. Sal and I got brought home by the cops. He didn't have far to go since it was at his house. I, however, got driven home by my Uncle Eddie, the biggest ball busting cop in the county. My Mom kicked my ass on the front lawn for that one.

 

To me? To someone else? Your keys? Your rights? Your weapons?

 

I think I was around the 15th vote!