Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Pretty sure that’s from the tow company cleaning up the scene. Probably the body parts, shattered glass, floor dry and all that.

 

It drove great last time it was driven.

 

Roast me good.

 

You’re actually wheeling your truck? Hah! What a fkn loser we don’t do that around these parts…

 

He meant further back, the one sitting behind the wheel swiping right on grinder before coming to a hard stop in the back of box truck.

 

Roast you? More than the Blair Witch did with her hairy raping while you were there crawling through her creepy forest at 0.3 mph? Ugh. Go get tested.

Sweet empty Prinsu rack too. Sure helps with 'all dat gear!'

 

Lmao what do I need to be tested for?? Prinsu has more capabilities than just “gear” believe it or not!!

 

Yeah, like serving as a warning to keep ladies far away

 

What? A lightbar? Woopdee, you can cram several behind the grille, in the bumper and even one in a hood scoop. If you bought a $700 roof rack to hold a light bar, we've got other things to roast than your truck.

 

Drilled all them holes in the roof and still not drilling anything else.

 

Solar panel, kayaks, transporting things that are too long to fit in the bed. You must be one of those that prefer empty Plano boxes and traction boards strapped to it. To each their own.

 

All of which you have none of.

Guys asks to be roasted, gets mad and tries to roast back.

 

Who’s mad?? I’m not roasting man. You asked a question and I answered it.

 

Here's the thing bud... That Chevy lean won't get you far now that you've graduated preschool. Nice dents. Too bad you earned them trying to parallel park in front of your (ex) girlfriends house. Nice rear shocks. Know what else is thin as a pencil? We'll just ask your ex. Looks like you're trying to do cross fit in a Tacoma. Well you can cross fuck off. What aesthetics are you going for there with a soft topper and an empty roof rack? More like ass-thetics. Nice methods. Worth more than the truck, esp with that ass draggin' excuse of a rear bumper. My dead cousint can weld better than that....

 

Lmao that was great.

 

Greater than your avatar, is that a squatty potty for a Taco? Looks like you're straining a trained dog there, kipper. Better wipe twice, and remember, no matter how good the hand soap is, do not return smelling your hand...

 

Hard fail. Your attempt to roast me or my driving is irrelevant in a thread titled “Roast my Tacoma”. My sister can do better than that.

 

See kids this is what happens when you install spacer lifts and diff drops. (I’m seriously kidding sorry bout your truck, dayum).

The good news is those big ol tires won’t ever rub because you only gots 1” of suspension travel now. Your dentist is gonna love fixing all your smashed up teeth if you ever hit a pothole.

Stop doing cool shit and making us look bad ya nerd. Find a mall and rejoin the group.