Whatever

The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

 

Zoom on my phone camera sucks..can you see it?

 

The black and white birdie?

 

So, is the 1st Gen Lunchtable thread the longest thread on TW?
...I forget.

Anyway, a month ago Whatever was 23,000 posts behind.
As of now, it's 21,000 behind (and we don't even appear on the front page).
Time for you fookers to step it up, or it'll take til Christmas at this rate.

Boy, are they gonna be pissed when that happens...good for them.

 

Yep

 

Yup killdeer. Nest is between it and orange flag

 

Looks like a Killdeer.

[edit] Beat me to it

 

What's up everyone

 

x2

 

yeppers!
Ive always liked them for some reason. I try not to disturb their nest too much. Ill try to post some more pics as it gets more eggs.

 

You must have used the Vincent Van Gogh setting...

 

Looks like it

 

We have work to do although that thread is older

 

Is this helping our post count @StayinStock?

 

Yes, Squirt...it helped by 1.

 

Exactly

So, is that our only competition, or are there any other threads ahead of us?

 

I'm not sure, I'll dig around tonight and check.

 

what about this?!?!

 

Another one

 

You funny guy...keel you last.