Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

It's the lack of double bubble fender flares

 

How much + are your fenders?

I hate the double bubble look of mine.

 

They are the duraflex +6 fenders and bedsides but they are about even with my tires which combining the 22mm of offset and 50mm of spacers makes me think its more like 3-3.5 per side

 

Now we know what it'd look like if AutoZone sold fenders. This abomination is a disgrace on the face of what was once a great platform. Someone's barn find went through a tornado and a discount parts store. Thieves pay owners to remove this from their sight. How fucked is your frame right now if flexing makes your door unable to close? or perhaps the right question is, how compromised is the cab? Internally cage this thing.

 

That is how its done sir!!

 

What are we looking at here?...the early stages of your Batmobile inspired build? We'll keep an eye out for your new build thread over here: https://www.tacomaworld.com/forums/2nd-gen-builds-2005-2015.103/. Also, may want to update your profile location from Kansas City to Gotham City and add your First Name...Bruce.

 

Jesus it's prom season, look at those posed puberty shots. Where's the nearest Starbucks? You're gonna need one while you wait on AutoZone to warranty your stp oil filter .. or is it your truck's time of the month in that third pic? Nice driver door, might wanna close it entirely before your blowup doll make out session... Do they allow guys to go stag at prom? Cause you're not pullin' tail from the back of a tow truck with this matchbox beauty

 

I don't know what sucks more...the color or the tire and wheel combo!

 

Under a bridge is where that monstrous troll of a truck belongs keep it there.
I bet you get all the trailer park queens and have a dukes of hazzard horn blaring Freebird with that mullet waving in the wind.

 

Only thing missing is the tennis ball on the antenna Gramps. But you seem like the cool kind that don’t yell “get of muh lawn” since you parked there.
Do you pop the tailgate and have a cooler full of PBR and claim the 1911 is the finest defense pistol ever created and won 2 World wars to any poor basturd strolling by.
Take your walker, strap up white shows w/ knee high socks and take a nap.

 

I finally feel like one of da boyz!!

 

I do love the 1911, maybe I am an old man. No PBRs though, Uncle Sam says I’m not old enough.

 

No need.
Chrome tubing roll bar? Check! And louvers? Double check!!

 

Well gotta say you have good taste in firearms at least and do you always comply with the guv’ment?

 

Who's asking?

 

Nobody in particular

 

You might want to specify you want the hitch, ball mount might be a bit too ambiguous for him....

 

Ahhhhhh: I think I get it now: abandoned vehicle found under bridge that you "liberated" before it was completely stripped of all the "goodies"? The ball mount and ball look almost new: I'll give you $25 for it if you include the hitch pin.