Whatever

It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning to all

 

That reminds me of another one.
A guy is walking along a deserted beach and comes across a woman with no arms and legs and she’s crying. He asked her what was wrong and if there was anything he can do. She said, “I’ve never been kissed by a man” so he kissed her but she was still crying. He asked why she was still crying and she said, “I’ve never been held by a man” so he picked her up and held her. She was still crying so he asked her why and she said, “I’ve never been fucked by a man” so he threw her in the water and said “There… now you’re fucked”

 

Busta cap in dat ass!

 

Seen 4 so far

 

You’re crazy!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!

 

Are you working today?

 

Bunch of Nope

 

I don’t work. I get paid to sit on my fat ass.

 

Nice

 

I heard gators could grow up to 15 feet. I’ve never seen one with more than 4.

 

There’s a 3 legged one down in Jacksonville.

 

Who's askin?

I wouldn't call that a "leg". Maybe more of a pinky toe...

 

I’m playing the “Friday Fuel Game” I’ve got 70 miles left according to the computer. I have 2 more runs totaling 90 miles and I have to keep the truck on high idle while getting loaded and unloaded. No stopping for fuel as I’m on a tight schedule and can’t be late. I say the computer is full of shit.

 

Your Regional Manager.

 

Why at high idle while being loaded and unloaded? That doesn't make sense, should the engine be turned off?

 

Fack! Yes, I'm working, sir. No, sir, I am not on a Tacoma enthusiast's bulletin board.