Whatever

Love me some onions!! Hint hint

Oof!!

 

Thanks Buzz!!!

 

What, no King Diamond sticker?

For shame..

 

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied... "Divorce Attorney."

 

Randoms from today

Couple of ducks just enjoying their day



Just a thing in the middle of the state park trail My kids used to call it the Hansel and Gretel (idk how to spell that bitches name) house when we’d take them when they were younger.



Made it across without getting my feet wet



One of……..whatever this is




Three of whatever ⬆️ is



A mini cliff



That cloud rained on us on the ride home… I hate riding in the rain

 

Love me sum king diamond!

 

Dinner .. she got eet from dat Panda market

 

Man y’all been chatty today

 

Panda Express? That'll give ya the shits.

 

Doesn’t give me the shits. Thank god. I love panda. I would eat it every day if I could

 

I’ve neva gotta da chits from eating dair… Dey doin sumthing diff up around dair .. dey have amish cows up dair rite?

 

Anyone here like Elvis?

 

I've never been to Panda Express

 

Purdy good stuff … butt one of our local China joints is better

 

Who?

 

It's a little...rough; we had one 30 miles from here, you had to drive home really fast.
Covid got it tho

 

Don't.