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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

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  1. May 18, 2022 at 8:41 AM
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    StAndrew

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    StAndrew Wait for it...

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    What's the worst part about Friday?



    Realizing its still Wednesday.
     
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  2. May 19, 2022 at 6:13 AM
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    imjustabill1970 Twitter: imjustabill1970

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    What's the toughest part about being a Vegan?

    Keeping it to yourself.
     
    imjustabill1970, May 19, 2022
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  3. May 19, 2022 at 6:39 AM
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    Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    Because he was outstanding in his field!
     
    TexasTacoLT, May 19, 2022
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  4. May 19, 2022 at 9:07 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
    Spare Parts, May 19, 2022
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  5. May 20, 2022 at 7:28 PM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    SRH, May 20, 2022
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  6. May 21, 2022 at 8:30 PM
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    TexasTacoLT

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    TexasTacoLT Well-Known Member

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    I tell Dad jokes, but I have no kids. I'm a Faux Pa.
     
    TexasTacoLT, May 21, 2022
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  7. May 23, 2022 at 7:47 AM
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    wiljayhi

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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    The other day I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

    So she hugged me.
     
    wiljayhi, May 23, 2022
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  8. May 23, 2022 at 7:52 AM
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No eye deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no eye deer.
     
    Shane_O, May 23, 2022
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  9. May 23, 2022 at 7:53 AM
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    What do you call a dad joke when no one is around to hear it?

    Funny.
     
    Shane_O, May 23, 2022
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  10. May 23, 2022 at 7:55 AM
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    And one more...

    If your nose runs and your feet smell, then you were built upside down.
     
    Shane_O, May 23, 2022
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  11. May 23, 2022 at 8:00 AM
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    wiljayhi

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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    My wife says I only have two faults:

    I don't listen and something else
     
    wiljayhi, May 23, 2022
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  12. May 23, 2022 at 8:07 AM
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    Pablo8 Here!

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    Too good to be dad jokes!!!
     
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  13. May 23, 2022 at 2:53 PM
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    TheFang No Big Deal

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    Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley at night....

    One was assaulted.
     
    TheFang, May 23, 2022
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  14. May 24, 2022 at 10:38 AM
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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
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  15. May 24, 2022 at 2:00 PM
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    Three moles were in a tunnel. The first one says I smell a cake baking. The second one says I smell fresh pineapple. The last one says that’s funny I just smell molasses.
     
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  16. May 24, 2022 at 4:13 PM
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    wiljayhi

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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    wiljayhi, May 24, 2022
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  17. May 24, 2022 at 4:37 PM
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    Kickin’ and a gougin’ in the mud and the blood and the beer.
     
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  18. May 24, 2022 at 4:38 PM
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    wiljayhi

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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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    An accountant, an engineer and a lawyer were bragging about their dogs’ abilities.

    The accountant said: “ledger”, count out sixteen cookies, and the dog did.

    The engineer said: “sliderule”, pile those cookies in four piles of four, and the dog did.

    The lawyer was out of ideas for his dog so he said: “loophole”, do what I do.
    So the dog ate all the cookies and screwed the other two dogs.
     
    wiljayhi, May 24, 2022
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  19. May 25, 2022 at 6:25 PM
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  20. May 25, 2022 at 7:43 PM
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    wiljayhi “..ain’t nobody’s business if I do…”

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