Whatever

it Rained 2 weeks ago with only 1% chance. just never know, granted it only rained for like 30 minutes

 

Who's got bi-polar weather?

 

I was traveling with my kids and stopped at a motel. I told the clerk “I hope the porn is disabled”
He said “No, it’s just regular porn ya sick bastard”

Good morning whateverers

 

Eewwww

 

Bella is not a fan of the kiddo pool

 

Teacher told Little Johnny to use fascinate in a sentence.

My sisters sweater had 10 buttons but her tits are so big she could only fasten eight

 

I'll place my order for .45 ACP and .44 Mag, please??

 

So I had a strange occurrence here a little bit ago. Was fixin to spray some weeds when I saw a slower car turn right and get honked at right infront of the house. I went on with what I was doing and all of a sudden the car was in my driveway. Woman with a strong New England accent is obviously lost. Said she was looking for Mercersburg Road. Told her yea you just passed it, but it's marked 416. Explained how to get there and she mentioned me taking her out to that address. I explained in even more detail where the farm was. She asked again to drive her out there. Ugh, ok, fine! It was only 1.2 miles from my house so not like it was out of my way. They really do need to mark that road better. Also strange some people are still trusting of people. Guess I did my good deed of the day?

 

Super extra randoms for your entertainment. I got to learn what a salt bridge was today and how to fix it



I'm gonna use the salt chunks I pulled out for spraying weeds

 

Well…. I was going to eat lunch

Awwww cute!!!