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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Jun 24, 2022 at 9:03 PM
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    There’s always next year
     
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    Seen that a lot, either me or others.
     
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    They cannot get anybody with any sense to put up with you assholes.
     
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    crazysccrmd, Jun 26, 2022
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    I had an ROTC cadet make a claim that cadets ranked higher than a CSM.

    we had to correct that real quick, people were taking turns.

    Sorry I ain't been in here for a second, been camping my ass off with the boys.
     
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    I had an academy cadet get in my face once on a 6-week internship visit with us while I was a TSgt. I said "at what point did I salute you? Case in point is that I did not. And you'd better pray you graduate because if you don't you'll be back here as a Senior Airman saluting all the officers coming through the gate."

    That made its way back to my commander. Who called me into his office.

    And laughed his head off. "That kid's an asshole - he's clearly fighter pilot material."
     
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    I make sure that when the cadets are around each summer to treat their LT babysitters like shit so that they don't get any ideas and maybe even start to understand just how useless they still will be once they commission.
     
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    I love how that gets changed for each branch. The last one I saw of that it was a Navy Chief saying it.
     
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    The Air Force calls it a helicopter.
    The Army calls it a chopper.
    The Navy calls it a bird.

    What do the Marines call it?












































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    The Army sleeps under them...

    The Navy navigates by them...

    The Air Force rate their accommodation by them!
     
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    There are certainly a bunch of them that get reworded depending on what branch you want to rib. Seen plenty versions of this one too:

    A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor says, 'In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands.' The Marine turns to him and says 'in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands'.
     
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    Yup, seen all the iterations of that one as well.
     
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    Comatose You snuff it, we stuff it.

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    Whoever wrote this obviously hasnt seen todays Sailors PT. The only time they are fast and swift is gundecking maintenance and leaving for the day. :bananadead:
     
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