Ontario BS Thread

And thats not including the 200GB/ 3HOUR LONG of timelapse Video of the

ENTIRE DEMPSTER HIGHWAY

 

Too long; didn't watch

 

So hey ya...on this note here's a challenge for ya podunk (I dunno what a podunk is but in my minds eye I'm being all Burt Reynolds in Bandit movie)...

Find a Toyata guy up there, who wants to sell a Toyota item to someone down here and go for the ultimate TW Express distance record...fvck ya man!

I don't care if it's a whole third member, or a patch, or a sticker....or a jar of that @daks stink he seems to reminess aboot. Whatever...

Find an item, wherever the hell you are now....and let's set a TW express record.

We'll sell tickets, have parades...like the Olympic torch runs, cept for hamtown, cuz....hamtown

DOOOOO IIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!

I'll project manage it...

 

Wait, you get points for parking next to another truck? Does the RTT give an overland team buff or something?

 

You're dead to me...

 

Yes.
How else do you do the classic drive around the campfire in a circle photo? Cant do it alone

 

In the spirit of Canada Day:

Happy Canuck day hosers, eh.
eh, take off eh, its Canada Day hoser,
eh hoser, lets get a 2-4 of stubbies
labbats 50 eh, and go down by the lake eh
I got some sparklers from last year eh
take of hoser, lets go!

Happy Canada everyone....

 

I just wokeup. Read it, no idea what it means,
I just know its beautiful..
.happy Canaderp day

 

The just beat it, pry bar and the @Windigo method with a rope and hammer all failed (likely not being at full beating potential with injuries). I had to resort to the trailer method. With pressure on it a few light taps is all it took

 

What's wrong Thelma, purse keep getting in the way when you were swinging the hammer?




See!
You should have yelled out to the team earlier,
We could have already given you this coaching and motivational talk and you'd be done.

I find that people standing behind you applying motivational sayings like...

purse getting in the way?
bet that is the biggest hammer you've had in your hands in a while, well, besides your husbands,
What's wrong Mary, feeling tired today? Is it that time of the month?
Oh look mom the children are trying, isn't that sweet!
Looks like there is too much estrogen, try squeezing your nuts and the extra testosterone might help...
I think you better cut down on the Avocado toast and eat some Steak once and a while. Mention in to your husband when you get home.
If you keep playing with it like that, it's called masturbation, now get to work!
If you unsnap your bra, you might be able to swing that hammer like a real man.

I find that after a few minutes of that...
the hammer really starts swinging....
maybe not at what they where working on....
but swinging none the less.



BTW, your welcome. I normally get paid for my motivational talks, and this one was on the house.

Are you done yet?

 

There's still opportunity for the peanut gallery berating. Come by tomorrow for the driveway alignment. It's on the way to bobcaygeon and will only cost you beer for admission

 

I think I already know the answer, but I should probably not try to put my truck on these, right?
They look pretty flimsy.
I've had these forever and they were fine for my Beetle, but I don't think they'd survive the heavy end of the Taco.

Any recommendations on what ramps to get that would increase my chances of surviving?

 

Or just lift your truck high enough to not need ramps.

 

Modern problems require modern solutions. I dont even need a ramp to do my oil change!

Stack a bunch of 2x10 planks and call it a day.

 

I have the same ramps. Truck is fine on them. Never thought it might have been an issue.

 

When I used my Rhino ramps to install the TRD Pro skid plate I still had a jack under the cross member for extra safety.

 

Question for the CUNTS opinion committee.

After doing ecgs, decided to do the diff fluid. Thinking I had enough only had 1qtv of the 1.6 needed. Probably still safe to go for a rip (2wd only)?

 

If you thought you were going getting an answer other than....

You need Bigger tires....

 

Front diff will still be turning, but since it's not under any load it would be good for short 2wd trips,
I would not be driving up to give @Shveet a hug until it was correct though.