Just a joke..

A young wife told her husband what she wanted for her birthday tomorrow. She hinted it must be able to go 0-160 under 6 seconds.
Husband agree and mentions her birthday present will be in the outside parking space.

Next morning the wife was so excited, her husband says “Your present is park outside”.
She rushes out and finds a brand new bathroom (scale 0-160 in less then 6 seconds…)

 

2 hookers were on a corner talking one slow night in July. One lady asked the other if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz. Puzzled by the question the other thought for a second and replied, “No, but I was once swung around by my t*ts”.