Whatever

They should be paying you more.

 

True, but I'm in a conformable spot, so I ain't complaining...

 

10 seconds of decent hair before I go outside again.

 

I have those same sunglasses…. Home Depot impulse buy!

 

I got somethin in my eye!!!

 

Who googled Hominy before answering?

 

Might be better off than me. I've had to use copious amounts of sunscreen today and the sweat has gotten it in my eyes. To make it worse I wear contacts so it's like super burning right now

 

Do not look directly into the glory hole. You know this!

 

He says it works

 

"Glory hole, where strangers become friends..."

 

And they becoming again and again.

 

@StayinStock @G8R_Taco
Been one week since mowing…. I had to lift mower one knotch mow … then weed eat drop mower back down and mow again!
Maybe go 4 dayz now !!!!

 

"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen ... "
I was walking past a tall wooden fence the other day, you know the kind you see outside a building site. As I walked along beside it I heard chanting coming from behind the fence further up... they were chanting numbers, or rather just one number.

"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, ..." they excitedly chanted. It sounded like a small crowd, young and old; men, women and children. All of them saying the same number over and over.

As I approached I saw a small hole in the fence just big enough to look through. The hole was right where the sound appeared to be originating from.

So, with the crowd continuing to chant "... thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" and it seeming to become more intense as I leaned down to place my eye at the hole and work out WTF was happening in there.

Just as I put my eye to the hole a small finger like that of a child poked me in the eye and the crowd stared cheered loudly and started chanting again..

"Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

 

Randoe fer gator n toe type folks

 

I look crispy

 

Fixed… who’s the hottie?!

 

Don’t think I’ve mowed in 2 weeks