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Jul 15, 2022 at 9:24 AM

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I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.

Now, it's clogged .

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Jul 16, 2022 at 4:01 AM

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Otis.
Otis who?
"Otis sun shines bright o'er my old Kentucky home..."

Tactical_Panda, Jul 16, 2022

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Jul 16, 2022 at 5:21 PM

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Tactical_Panda, Jul 16, 2022

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Jul 17, 2022 at 5:21 AM

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Does anybody know why Snoop Dogg carries around that umbrella?

I hear it's fo drizzle.

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Someone once told me that I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia...but so far, I have made three jugs and a vase for some flowers, they're lovely.

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Jul 19, 2022 at 12:18 PM

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That's a horrible idea. What time?

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Jul 20, 2022 at 4:13 AM

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Johnny Cash was know for playing at Prisons.
He liked to have a captive audience.

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Jul 20, 2022 at 6:11 AM

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So...I went to the doctor a few weeks ago because I was having some issues with my eyes (vision started getting all fuzzy and whatnot). They ran some tests and I just went back yesterday for the follow up. The doctor asked me if I wanted the good news or the bad news first. I told him "The good news please." He said, "The good news is that you're gonna get a new dog."

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she outgrew her B shells.

grdgz97, Jul 21, 2022

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I should have bought the store-brand ice cream instead of the brand name ice cream.

You might say I have Breyer's Remorse.

Tactical_Panda, Jul 24, 2022

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"I don't feel good." -James Brown's last words

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My wife yelled at me this morning because the fridge was full of stir fry. Apparently I was sleep wokking again.

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I recently rearranged all of the labels on my wife's spice rack...she hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin!

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