Whatever

Billion $$$ LOTTO

 

My uncle, ole negative Nancy would say "you will only get half of it"


You don't think half a billion would help me unk?

 

My daughter wanted me to take her to dance yesterday so she and I could eat supper at Denny's. I can honestly say it was the worst service I've ever had in my life. Waiter took our order, brought our drinks and food and never came back to the table. After he brought our food he sat at the bar and talked to the cook. My daughter and I were the only 2 customers in the entire place...............I wonder why

 

Mornin

 

BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good Morning!

 

TROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!

 

More randos from last night...

 

Morning Whatevers

 

Man those muscle relaxers really knock me out ! Just got out of bed

 

Good morning all

 

I dunno why my dog races to the door when the doorbell rings. It’s hardly ever for her.

Good morning whateverers

 

Nice mag pouches.

 

I’m gonna buy @Hobbs if I win the jackpot. Then he will never be able to go away again.

 

Good Hump Day morning to all

 

Sounds like NASCAR

 

Why do they call it “Alcoholics Anonymous” when the first thing they make you do is stand up and introduce yourself?

I was like “Hello, my name is Dave and I’m here today because the judge insisted”