Whatever

So like, ur sayin don’t answer ifin you are fortunate enough to get a call cuzza FT? That wood just be rude!!! A southern man should understand…

 

I'm out of charcoal, but I'll admit even if I did I'm too lazy today to do it on charcoal...

 

Ya always gotta answer!! Just point da fone at sumpin else!!

 

What if they need to read lips cuz they don’t understand the words?

 

That's a strong possibility with Tex, he got that cajun thing goin on.

 

No, I meant that goofy G8r and his riddles.

 

Another reason Android phones are, and always will be, better than the juice phones.

 

Talk to me! Good rub down and a slow reverse sear? Sounds perfectly nasty!

 

How they gone see you jackin off if you don’t have face time. Let me guess, you don’t call your friend and splooge on the phone when they answer. Boooooooring.

 

Oh, for that I use Google Duo. That way he gets the wide angle shot.

 

Hmmm. I’m looking for something with a funhouse mirror effect.

 

Take a thick bone in chop! Run it down with your choice of rub. Smoke it for about an hour or hour and a half depending on thickness, then crank the temp or start a cast iron smoking hot then sear it in the smoker or cast iron about 1-2 minute per side plus edges! Let it rest for 10-15 minutes enjoy!


Can’t find pick of the thick bone in… here is a pack of boneless for $7.

 

Well, I tried to get your number, butt you’re prude. Now I’ve lost interest and just use the voice I think you have! It’s magical.

 

I sound like Barry White.

 

Damn shame too as I’m certain that you are fluent in the language of ‘Quirky’

 

You can’t always get what you want but if you try some time, you just might find, you get what you need.

 

It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
He bumped his head and
Couldn't get up in the morning