Whatever

@FishnTx and @StayinStock

 

I've used the improved clinch knot my whole life

 

You wear a jock strap on the daily?? I call purr-loins!!!

You and me brother! I still wear 8 year old shirts. Fuck it.

Now we’re talking! Wood makes its own statement and I like what it says.

 

What makes it worse is that we have all these new safety features that I can’t turn off. One is automatic braking that uses radar and math to figure my stopping distance. When they cut in, the truck slams on the brakes, setting off the dash cam. It errs way too much on the side of caution because I was already breaking and still have more than enough time to stop. But it takes over and slams the breaks on while an alarm goes off and the dash flashes red. It happened to me twice on Friday and it takes a day or 2 for the monitoring company to send the video to my company if they see what they deem a “coachable” behavior being exhibited. I take my job very seriously and continue to strive to be better at what I do no matter who is watching. I was called in once because some old fart decided to hit his breaks and come to a complete stop to let a car come out of a shopping center onto the highway. I hit the breaks and had enough time to stop but the computer knew better and slammed on the breaks. The camera records always and only saves when there is an incident or accident. This being an incident, it saved 15 seconds back from that time. I had my hand in my cooler that was right next to me grabbing a bottle of water. My eyes were on the road the whole time but this is the shit they focus on. When the car stopped both my hands were on the wheel. The remedy is for me to pull to the side of the road if I need to take my hands off of the wheel. I laughed at him. I guess they get cheaper insurance rates to have this stuff second guessing us. They even have a camera that reads speed limit signs. 5 miles over and it beeps. 10 over it taps the breaks to get your attention. I’m driving down the interstate doing the speed limit (65) and the camera reads the speed limit sign for the rest area (25) and whacks the breaks. Every time I go past that ramp, I make sure that I am saying vile shit at the camera. When it sends the recording to the monitoring company, they must get a good laugh. They never forward it to my company. I like to play the song below and roll my eyes at camera sometimes. I like to mix it up. I wanted to put the paper bag on but that would be pushing it.

 

no, should I worry?
Do you purr?

 

my wife and her sister, make handmade jewelry from precious metals and gemstones, and do too many craft shows. Just an ideer, and me thinks, you would be successful ...

 

and me as well...

 

palomar for me...

 

I’m sorry but you may have misunderstood me. I meant that it takes way to long trying to figure out what the fook you are trying to say in your riddles. I still don’t know what a reverse sear is.

 

They all need the edges knocked down. Natural beauty is being dragged down by the man made idea of straight lines and sharp edges. That’s my 2 centavos.

 

my go to knot

 

So you're more of a live edge feller, is that correct?

 

Beautiful table but too busy! If it was only the live edge with nothing fancy, I’d say perfect

 

Nakashima knew what was up. However, I am not opposed to a man made edge as long as it doesn’t look man made. That’s Art.

 

so, if im outdoors, and im cooking, yet I have no outdoor pics, does the final, "Professionally Plated" and "Potato Phoned" @My Name is Rahl rando count??

 

Chillin

 

I don’t see the “bunny ears” method listed.

 

A non feeeschin boat…. Buttt why????!! @1buzzbait ! U noe dey make deez things?

 

Lol, ain’t my boat. I am along for the ride. I got a new a drift boat for creek trout