Good ideia

> DIVORCE AGREEMENT
>
> THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN
> HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS
> FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
>
> Dear American liberals, leftists, social
> progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, etc...:
>
> We have stuck together since the late
> 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election
> process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated
> each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but
> sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
>
> Our two ideological sides of America
> cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's
> just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
> irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
>
> Here is a model separation agreement:
> --Our two groups can equitably divide up
> the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be
> the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly
> agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective
> representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides
> have such distinct and disparate tastes.
>
> --We don't like redistributive taxes so
> you can keep them.
> --You are welcome to the liberal judges
> and the ACLU.
> --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take
> our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
> --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil
> industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
> --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and
> Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a
> bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
>
> --We'll keep capitalism, greedy
> corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
> --You can have your beloved lifelong
> welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies
> and illegal aliens.
> --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms,
> greedy CEO's and rednecks.
> --We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC
> and Hollywood .
>
> --You can make nice with Iran, North Corea
> and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places
> that threaten us.
> --You can have the peaceniks and war
> protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
> we'll help provide them security..
>
> --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
> --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology,
> Humanism, political correctness and so on.... You can also have the
> U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
>
> --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and
> oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
>
> --You can give everyone healthcare if you
> can find any practicing doctors.
> --We'll continue to believe healthcare is
> a luxury and not a right.
> --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the
> Republic" and "The National Anthem."
> --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute
> it with "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are
> the World".
>
> --We'll practice trickle down economics
> and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
>
> --Since it often so offends you, we'll
> keep our history, our name and our flag.
>
> Would you agree to this? If so, please
> pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots
> and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
> parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in
> 15 years.
>
> Sincerely,
> John J. Wall
> Law Student and an American
>
> P.S. Also, please don't forget to take Ted
> Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane "Hanoi"
> Fonda with you.
>
> P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for
for English when want to tallk with us.

 

Amen.

 

He spelled Korea wrong. But sounds good to me!!!!!!!!!

 

GREAT composition.

A nice response to the "hate America" crowd...

 

got this in an email a while back. one of the best forwards ive ever got, and actually forwarded on. . . i'd vote for the guy.

 

This is great