Ontario BS Thread

See my buddy’s blue Tacoma? 320k miles/500+kms (!!) runs like a champ even having driven mtn passes all its life.

 

California Pass

 

I feel like you've been out there for 3 months

 

You miss the grey dontcha...him and Jan more than 2000K afar.

It pulls behind the sternum kinda feels

I get it

 

I like those

 

I wish. It’s amazing out here. Driving the highway country passes isn’t the same kind of one obstacle to the next kind of wheeling but it’s challenging and total bucket list stuff all it’s own.

 

Check out what just popped into my work

 

Also, how do I “officially” join TEC?

 

Send $3000 e-transfer to toyeclub@gmail.com for a lifetime membership

 

Stock...buy it

1) do you drive a blue truck
2) have you ever driven a blue truck
3) have you previously...or plan to, in the future, intend to bring biscuits for Cooper and Lola on future runs
4) what is the wing speed velocity of a sparrow
5) what is your favourite colour
6) do you have 10 dolla

 

Don't do this. It didn't work.

 

My 37s think otherwise

 

For me

 

Make a music video about a blue truck...



Not though. That'd be ghey.

 

and this sunday is a night time powerline run!

 

step 1)
declare that you've conjectured your demons and drive though Ardbeg
Step2) Test club T-shirts on animals to see if they fit.
step3) Remember to eliminate all escape routes well in advance (a tip: once your pet is slippery wet, he or she is suddenly smarter and faster than you are)
step 4) Dont slap Pandas
step 5)Apply generously onto any skin that evokes warm, scaly memories of the pet iguana your cousin Danny had in seventh grade.
step6) Side step: Make nachos. (or Tacos, optional but recommended)
step 7) do not fed after midnight
step 8) Rise thoroughly. Feel free to belt our some horrible 80s tune that you listened to when nobody's around.
step9) Good luck.
step 10)???
Step 11) Profit!

 

Tried to buy. Dude told me he’d owned it since new. It was MANual.

1. No
2. Yes
3. I have some in my truck, so yes
4. 69.420 kph
5. Blue
6. Barely.

 

1. I dragged my poor bone stock truck thru the full south trail. @3JOH22A eill confirm.
   
2. I have dog. So yes.
   
3. There’s a reason my door had water in it for months.
   
4. God that’s a hard one. But I can manage.
   
5. Oh fuck oh shit not Danny
6. Done.
   
7. Yes.
   
8. Yes.
   
9. Thank
10. ???
11. I like profit. But also debt to truck.

 

step 10)???
a) climb on top of your truck at a home depot, rona and CT will do also
b) declare in very loud voice with both arms raised to the sky "I am an overlander"
c) watch to see if anyone cares... No, declare again. this time louder..
d) day 2 try again. No, look up overlander in dictionary
Definition of overlander


1: one that travels overland
2Australia : one that drives livestock overland

e) move to Australia

well that's what I did anyway then I joined TW

and thats my story

edit:

then I moved back to Canada and declared in a loud voice
a'm an O-vaa-landd-aaa mate, me and my shiela and my dingo and my roo we ovaalandd in arrrrr caravan diesel foowhldrive mate.

 

Forgot the Skill testing question.