1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

That's what you can have when you hire a sketchy looking man with a roll of loose 14ga wire hanging outside the home depot.

 

damn you're good I almost started insulting you for free

 

I see you too have come across the "says they accept any forms of payment but really only accepts cash cause they're so cheap" kind of contractors

 

HUH

 

You already got the first one for free

 

I've never done a juice cleanse nor have I been cursed by the Taco Bell gods, but there ain't nothing like the cleanse stuff they give you to drink before a colonoscopy....chug a gallon of bitter tasting chicken broth tasting liquid and spending the next 3 hours on the toilet vacating your bowels of demons and things you ate 10 years ago


edit - I take that back, food poisoning was worse

 

Arms Are sold for 1300 I believe

 

..To the strip club!

 

I've indulged in some seriously spicy foods and paid the price many a time. If you aren't crying, laughing, sweating, goosebumps, and fighting for your life, is it even a good shit?

 

No no no

 

do they even have strip clubs in Utah

 

Yeah, they take off the plain smock and hair bonnet, really risque.

 

They doooo

 

They break out their special underwear.

 

Doug did it first