Whatever

Had me some apple earlier today.

 

Friend was moving and she asked me "you like shine" I was like yea. I was expecting a small jar, not 2 gallons Put it in the fridge to keep a little longer. Might take a quart of each to a co-worker next Saturday that is staying at a campground a couple minutes from my house. I'm mostly a bourbon or whiskey guy, but will keep something like this for friends and family...

 

Dis dis izz knot aboot feesch!

 

It was just hard cider.

 

Would probly still be scary if it was.

 

Uh huh, suuuuuure it was...

 

Dat mean I get to try a little next time I visit?

 

whens the renaissance festival?

 

You might even go home with some

 

Next Sunday!

 

I saw a similar beast this past week. It was chilling on the golf course that I ride by every day. Head cocked, looking through some thick brush.

No doubt hunting small game such as rabbits, foxes, or doughy, pastily white motherfuckers in golf carts that thought mommy and daddy money would protect them.

I whispered, "Who's a good boy?"

 

Rabbit is good

 

@Gritto was in a golf cart??

 

Alrighty then...gather up the young uns and join me around da campfire, we gots sum signs to take a gander at....

A gal at werk had her (rather large) heart set upon gaining access to my Sinclair sign (as shown in exhibit H:



I told her I reckon I could part ways wif eet (I'm about volume, not quality ), but she gonna have to do sum horse tradin to even up da pot. Ol gal pondered da sityeeation fer a bit and came to da conclusion dat she mite bee able to part waze wif deez wifout too many tears shed...


So I scooped em up and sped outta dair like my Tacoma wuz ablaze...

Once I was safely snuggled in da she shed I got to werk installin my new pazessions....




I even took da liberty uv installin da plate ol @BarcelonaTom67 sent to me.


To wrap things up; this is exactly how long it's been since it's rained


Thank ya fer the applause and whatnot